You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Beed]

Thats funny Karen! I say mine are laughing too-LOL!


You might be a crazy chicken lady if you let your beautiful silver laced cochin sleep with your husband!!
The little hussy!

 

[fuzidragonbunnie]

You know you're a CCL when you hear commotion from your kitchen window and go outside yelling with squirt gun blazing in your underwear, T-shirt and slippers to break up a chicken fight.

(I know my neighbors think I'm crazy!)

 

[ebonyann]

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[chickenmeadow]

buck431397, ditto on the bites, my arms are covered. ACV (raw apple cider vinegar-contains enzymes-Braggs is a good brand) works well for misquitoe bites, just dab it on as soon as possible after the bite, the ACV will neutralize what the misquitoe injected, much more comfortable & it heals faster. Will be happy when misquitoe season is over.

You might be a CCL if: you discover a container of popcorn in the cupboard, grab it, run to the popcorn maker, you forget to offer anyone else any but make sure every last chicken has it's share.

 

[lindabean]

Andrew, Thanks for the ringtone. Now I just have to figure out how to load it. Back to the dreaded instruction book!
You know you are a CCL when the first thing you ask someone you have just met, it "Do you have Chickens?"
You know you are a CCL, when all of you that have chickens at work, come in early (at the Bus Barn that means about 5:30 AM!) so you can all sit around the same table and swap chicken stories and pictures. And you have all talked about meeting for Breakfast after the morning run, to talk about chickens some more.

 

[blink111]

You might be a CCL if your coop and run resembles the lock down unit on the psyche ward of your local hospital and you use a baby monitor to alert you of security breeches OR you personally stand guard for 2-3 hours a day while chickens have snack and exercise time in the yard

 

[DDRanch]

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so happy to know I am not alone.....ha.

 

[FluffyColor]

You go to the Civil War re-enacting at museum village,and during the battle,you notice a rooster on the battlefield."What the heck is a chicken doing out there?"you ask."This is where they hold the poultry club,"your mom tells you.After the re-enacting(the North surrendured dangit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,)you go over to a run area full of Dominque hens and a rooster.Since your dad is making you do the poultry club befre you can get chickens of your own,you get to go in the run area and pick up a chicken.Then you give the chicken back and you go through thorns,which are more like needles,justso your fav feathergirl can have the plant.

 

[ChooksChick]

farmin'chick :

You might be a CCL if....you are spoon feeding a weak bird cooked egg mixed with yogurt and honey while warming him in your lap and realize that you never fixed any food for YOU today....and it's 11:00 p.m.

Yes, you might be, however you are absolutely a CCL if you TUBE FEED a giant roo 170mL of baby parrot food, dehydrated eggs, whole raw milk, honey an olive oil 4 times a day. Yep. Nuts. Loco.

I will have to do this forever to keep him alive, and he's a healthy, fabulous guy as long as I do! No lower beak to speak of, so he can't eat like a normal bird....he's a love, though. Sweet as can be.

I listen to him coo to the girls all night in the coop over a baby monitor.​

 

[ebonyann]

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Yes, you might be, however you are absolutely a CCL if you TUBE FEED a giant roo 170mL of baby parrot food, dehydrated eggs, whole raw milk, honey an olive oil 4 times a day. Yep. Nuts. Loco.

I will have to do this forever to keep him alive, and he's a healthy, fabulous guy as long as I do! No lower beak to speak of, so he can't eat like a normal bird....he's a love, though. Sweet as can be.

I listen to him coo to the girls all night in the coop over a baby monitor.

Ahh, poor guy, was he born like that? At least he's got a lovin mother like you!6