You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[mrbstephens]

You realize you need to move so you can have a larger yard to accommodate all the chickens you want to buy!

 

[thecochincoop]

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I have 3 different chicken ringtones on my phone

 

[Chickenmaven]

If you and a family member have a pseudo-chicken language (culuck-oh-culuck) for use with eachother & the flock.

 

[thecochincoop]

When I got my first egg of the year i ran around the house with my phone calling everying i knew and I'm sure I'm a CCL

 

[FluffyColor]

If you draw a picture of a pipping egg with your glue stick on the back of a worksheet.

If you see your cousin eating chicken wings and hit him in the eye.

If log on to BYC first thing when you come home fron school.

Done all of them!

 

[AK Michelle]

When you come home from work and change clothes, don't feed the kids dinner, but ask them to reheat some leftovers and bring you a plate, while you go out and flop in your lounge chair by the run to watch and listen now that your beloved Millies are FINALLY home from the fair.

 

[FluffyColor]

If you talk to health food store eggs when you bring them home to set.

 

[FluffyColor]

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Omigosh I spit my drink all over the floor laughing at this!

YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: I'm worse.I sing to my EGGS:

There be chickes a turnin,
There be chickies a turnin,
There be chickies a turnin,
This morning.

And there be chickies a hatchin,
There be chickies a hatchin,
There be chickies a hatchin
On the 30th.

And one's name is Carrot,
And one's name is Carrot,
And one's name is Carrot
And cared for.

But thier owner's father said,
"They have to be sold.
We can't have them here,
I'm allergic."

So the girl posted a notice,
On BYC.com,
But she said that
They are all roos.

But noboby wants them,
But nobody wants them,
But nobody wants them
If they're roos.

Then Dad said,"We have to build a coop
And buy chicken supplies.
These guys are too grown-up
To be in here."

But still nobody wants them,
Oh,nobody wants them,
Nobody wants them
If they are roos.

So the girl gets to keep them,
The girl gets to keep them,
She gets to keep them
All thier life.

Then I remind them that's not exactly what's happening.

 

[Holly O]

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I have 3 different chicken ringtones on my phone

My ring-tone is the aflac duck Quacking like a Rooster.

 

[aurora]

when you set a batch of eggs in the incubator, saying, "last batch of the season" (for the fourth time)