You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[miss heny]

You maybe a redneck if your dress up in heels pulling out fencing the goats tore down from around a round bale and tossing it over the fence, plus having to throw a few plywood boards over too.

Also if your go to is hay string to fix crap

 

[daxigait]

You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Your pockets, when emptied, contain shavings, hay, and nails. (Last one was coz the coop roost kept breaking, and I was tired of running back inside for nails)

I understand that, but mine are always screws

 

[daxigait]

Oh, yeah. Forgot one.

....If the only time your blow dryer was ever used was on a chicken.

 

[daxigait]

I did it again last week....

x3

 

[daxigait]

You maybe a redneck if your dress up in heels pulling out fencing the goats tore down from around a round bale and tossing it over the fence, plus having to throw a few plywood boards over too.

Also if your go to is hay string to fix crap

You mean bailing twine doesn't belong up there with duct tape.

 

[miss heny]

You mean bailing twine doesn't belong up there with duct tape.

bailing twine is on a higher level then duct tape

 

[daxigait]

bailing twine is on a higher level then duct tape

I used it today to tie cattle panel pieces with head holes cut out to the sides of the goat sheds to stuff with hay since we were getting freezing rain heading for single digits.

I have also used it to tie up tarps, gates, hold up fence...

You have to leave an event to feed and put the animals not kids to bed.

Or you spend hours on a chicken site figuring out how to deal with...

 

[mlm Mike]

You might be a red neck if you have a bunch of naked kids running around your house:

 

[daxigait]

You might be a red neck if you have a bunch of naked kids running around your house:

Too cold outside?

 

[mlm Mike]

Quote: That was a couple of years ago, but just brought them inside to take photos.