Young guy needs romantic advice about older women

[krackerhill]

Thanks Oblio I needed that.

 

[chick4chicks]

Thanks for brightening my day.

My rooster was raised with his ladies, so far so good. LOL

 

[Solsken Farm]

Thanks for causing major coffee spewage on my keyboard this morning!

Foreign languages /accents are a definite chick magnate.

I would isolate him with a few of the girls who are lower on the soical stratasphere. I am wondering if he just isn't high enough on the totem pole to warrant the affections of the gals. He can't just look like a stud, he has to BE one.


You never cease to crack me up, Oblio.

 

[justusnak]

Thanks Oblio...that just made my day! I needed that! Hope he fits in really soon. Maybe try Italian...those hens really LOVE spaghetti...and then play the song... When the Moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie...thats AMORE' LOL

 

[rooster-red]

He needs a little time to build his confidence.

Maybe get him an Astin Martin DB5 or a Lotus Esprit to arrive in.

Champagne may also help.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I say OLDER LADIES RULE ! They've had enough guff in their lives. Why put up with a dopey beginner who thinks he owns them?

Stew should become Stew.

 

[wegotchickens]

Get a mirror ball and play some disco. The hens will be so busy watching the ball spin they'll never notice dude gettin' busy with 'em.

 

[mmajw]

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So thats what happened in the 70's

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Tell Stew to get a hobby and take cold showers like the rest of you guys.

 

[Solsken Farm]

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Given his name, he might end up taking a hot bath, if he doesn't earn his keep.

Change the spelling to Stu, Oblio. Maybe that is the root of his insecurities.