" The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaeous publicity that MAKES people!!!"
Steve Martin in The Jerk
and of course, from the same movie, "All I need is this lamp. That's all. This lamp..and this chair, but that's all. This lamp and this chair...oh, and I need this...." I used to pull that on my mom and she would be in stitches (like, "All I need is this cat...")