Your favorite line of dialogue from a movie?

[Up-the-Creek]

"I get up every morning pissin excellence"
Talledega Nights

 

[bigredfeather]

Major League:
Taylor: A, Que pasa there Pedro?
Cerrono: Bats, they are seek. I can no hit curve ball, staight ball I hit very much, but curve ball bats are afraid. I ask Jo Boo to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.
Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of messing around with this stuff.
Cerrono: Ahh, Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help hit curve ball.
Harris: Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball.
Dorn: Okay Harris, let's not start a holy war.
Harris: You better watch that Rum with this bunch
Cerrono: Is very bad to steal Jo Boo's Rum.......Is very bad.
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Brown: "All right Vaugn, they tell us your a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level son. Understood. All right, let's see what you can do."
Pitch hits No Pepper sign
Brown: "Nice velocity.
Leach: "Sounded like it"
Brown to radar gun guy: "How much?"
Radar gun guy: "96"
Brown: "You better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody."
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I could go on and on. I bet I've seen this movie a 100 times.

 

[charmed one]

"She up and r-u-n-n-o-f-t."
"I'm a Dapper Dan man"
"I've spoken my piece and counted to three"

O' Brother Where Art Thou


"He's a real gentleman." " I'll bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it"

Steel Magnolias

"I thought you was dead"

Big Jake

 

[PineappleMama]

Quote:
I didn't realize they had skinny jeans back then?!?!

Swordfish... lots of good ones, but with some wordy dirds so I'll just go with...

He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.

 

[dawg53]

I love the old Geico "Caveman" commercials, one in particular..."it looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the rock!" LOLOLOL.

 

[elijahboy]

"and you know this man" friday

 

[texasgal]

Dr. Ian Malcolm:
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs...

Dr. Ellie Sattler:
Dinosaurs eat man.
Woman inherits the earth...

Jurassic Park

 

[Amyable]

Quote:

I love that one!

Another great one from that flick is where Dr. Grant is freaking out the snotty kid by describing how velociraptors hunt:

"He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect."

 

[Catstar68]

Every line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail but here's a fav:

King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

and Mel Brook's Young Frankenstein:

Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a... brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: [suggestively] Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: [suggestively] Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight, Herr Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight, Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]

 

[FarmerJamie]

Not necessarily my favorite, but the family is watching Wizard of Oz tonight and the scene where Auntie Em is counting chicks and Uncle Henry says something about the incubator going bad and they may lose most of them. Em is using her skirt to hold them, not quite sure where she dumped them?.....