Your worst "surprise" that you found after houseguests leave...

[Jolyn]

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Hey don't blame it on being out in the country!!!!

 

[dirtdoctor]

Holiday guests left one year, and for a while afterward we had a funny smell in the living room, in search of the offending maplesyrup smell i flipped over one of the seat cushions an lo-and-behold a big HUGE
WET SPOT. SOmeone's little darling peed on the seat and instead of saying something about it, they turned the cushion over. URG.

 

[newchickenfamily]

OMG! Yikes! I am SOOOO thankful that I do not have one gross story to tell! My houseguests have always been very well behaved! When I go somewhere, I try to leave things better than I found them! Ugh. Some people....

 

[sunbury chick]

I can't even imagine doing something gross at a place where I'm a guest.Once, while visiting relatives in Ca. I got mascara on a pillow case.When I got back home I mailed them a new set of white , embroidered pillow cases.So far, all of our guests have been wonderful...I'll always welcome them back,I guess we've just been lucky

 

[pinkchick]

2 liter mountain dew bottle filled with P
under table in corner of guest roo. Guest room being the travel trailer! It's nice, even hooked up to septic!
I don't understand this was from an adult and they were staying in the Airstream, all they had to do was step out the door!

 

[Ol'FashionHen]

All I can say is WOW!!! My DS has friends over sometimes but nothing like ya'll. I was upset about some pee dribble on the toilet seat once

. Your stories only confirms why I never watched my nephew in my home who would pee in the carpet, vents, and toy box in his room

way.......stinky at my sisters house. Now...he has linoleum floors in his room. Hmmm...not sure about house guest...yet another reason why our home only accomadates us no room for anyone else.

 

[EllyMae]

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That even grosses ME out!

 

[Lunachick]

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Rosalind - you need a GIANT padlock and 10 foot chainlink fencing with razorwire on top, OR send out fake "we've moved! New address is:_________"

 

[spookyevilone]

The reason babies in buckets (well, all children below potty training age) are no longer allowed in my house at all:

My brother was deployed just after his daughter was born, and my SiL was staying with me because she had horrible postpartum. Baby did what babies do, and eventually my entire living room smelled like baby poo and nothing I did could get rid of the smell. SiL had been "helping me clean" and taking care of the couch by laundering the slipcovers and putting them back.

After she left, I tore my living room apart to use kennel clean on everything and lo and behold, I found a bunch - not just one or two, but about six, dirty, disgusting, cloth diapers rolled up and shoved into the deep recess at the back of the couch cushions.

I called her and asked just WTH she had thought she was doing and she sheepishly said she'd forgotten about them and had put them there because she couldn't find my trash can. Instead of, y'know, taking them outside to the big trash can that goes to the curb every morning.

-Spooky

 

[Lunachick]

Ack Spooky, what's wrong with people?