Your worst "surprise" that you found after houseguests leave...

[luvmychicknkids]

I have a friend I generally tell people is more like a bad case of headlice. She had spend an evening eating my food and taking over my life/home. Anyway, I am psycho picky about my bathroom. I won't allow my kids to use it unless I think they are going to literally die unless they get in there before whatever other kid is finished using theirs. But, since their bathroom is THEIR bathroom I let company use mine. When she left I went in there are saw something brown peeking out from under the seat. I carefully lifted it and there were poop splatters ALL OVER the seat, under the rim, etc...........I almost cried.

 

[sewincircle]

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Thats just not right!!!!! 4 years old! Did they buy the house (throw in the bath mat!)

 

[Msbear]

The wet toothbrush is my favorite so far

 

[CoyoteMagic]

The left overs from a night of love making,eeeeew! Missed the wastebasket and was stuck to the wall in the corner.

 

[Goat_Walker]

We had a friend of the family staying with us, he and his wife to be slept in the guest room, we heard them all night long. That being rude enough we didnt think they would leave us 6 used presents in our sink, right beside our tooth brushes!

 

[SterlingAcres]

My BIL, his wife and their two kids lived here for 2 months over the summer.
When they left, I swept up toenail clippings, food wrappers, hair clumps and condom wrappers that they so kindly left in my sons room. They will NEVER stay here again. How gross can you be? Seriously.

 

[chiknwhisperer]

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Oh my gosh!

Do these people ever come back and stay again or maybe even feel guilty?

 

[snowydiamonds]

My father and his girlfriend wanted to stay w/DH & I when I was preggers and had small children, I had 3 boys in '80, '81, and just barely made it to '83- was preggers w/the '83 one. I said NO WAY! DH said SURE, WElcome! In the middle of the night those two so and so's were having a disagreement that we woke up to when our adjoining bedroom wall thumped loudly! I got my big self up and stomped to their door, yanked it open and switched on the light. I've never seen two people move so fast, like bunnies hopping to the bed and covers tucked to their necks! I told them in no uncertain terms they were adults who were to behave as adults and not to dare wake my babies and me again.

Next morning his girlfriend is gone and he's quiet. Just as we were sitting and eating breakfast, she comes in the door, said she'd lost her false teeth downtown the previous night and had just found them on the main street of our small town, in front of the biggest bar...



and I'm looking at her, wide open eyes, cause she's got them in her mouth...WHOA! Some people were never meant to be grandparents or parents either! I said to DH: I told you so!

 

[debilorrah]

I had a friend of mine spend the night one night during the fires of 2003 or 2004, whichever it was and she was having her um monthly friend visit. She left behind the evidence wadded up in a corner. that was disgusting!

 

[Shared Acres]

One of my girlfriends is currently fighting not what her friend left after a visit, but TOOK!

My friend Rachel had met this lady, their kids went to the same elementary school and were friends. The lady ran a daycare out of her home, so Rachel enrolled her daughter. They were friends for about 3 years, she went to family functions--birthdays, etc.

Well this summer the lady asked if she could move in for about 2 months. So Rachel said yes. When she moved out, Rachel started getting odd bills. It seems that the lady made a DL using Rachel's name and even claimed Rachel's daughter as her own. There is currently a warrant out for the woman's arrest.

This was a close friend, or so she thought! So to say the least, she will NEVER let anyone stay with her again.