You're chicken crazy when.....

[WindingRoad]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

Sing a lullaby when you put them to bed and refer to yourself as Mommy. ( My last kid left home in '96)

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

When you have a whole Saturday to yourself and all you do is mess with the chickens outside, get online to look at more chickens and then go on a chicken forum to see what the other chicken lovers are up to. I'm pretty sure I'm clucking crazy!

 

[Jenjens]

I haven't even had one raspberry, tomato, or broccoli from my garden...2 years in a row.

 

[Jenjens]

when you have full on conversations with your girls and wait for replies from each one

I do the same thing, and I answer her back like I know what she is saying "but I want a treat...just one!" And I say * no, I just said no treats, I am getting birdseed for the OTHER birds, Daisy face".

 

[Jenjens]

Oh, another one. When you you yell at your husband for eating food you brought home saying "I bought that for the chickens, not you"

 

[Jenjens]

You tell your chickens “Goodnight,” and “I love you,” when you tuck them in at night.

I do this too.

 

[cluckmecoop7]

You tell your chickens “Goodnight,” and “I love you,” when you tuck them in at night.

I do this!

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

Oh, another one. When you you yell at your husband for eating food you brought home saying "I bought that for the chickens, not you"

Ba"hahahaha! My husband would probably spit it out and ask where I got it, thinking it was some throw away food or from the reduced rack...he's nice nasty like that.

 

[AntiqueB]

"Good night, girls; good night, guineas; good night, boys; good night babies; mommy loves you, and she'll see you tomorrow, okay? Good night!"
I say that... every... single... night....

I tell them "good night, sweet dreams, I love you" which happens to be the same thing I tell my 7 year old every night. . .

 

[cluckmecoop7]

This is what I say if I'm in a rush: "Good night, girls. I love you!"

This is what I say if I have time: "Good night, CreamPuff. Good night, Melody. Good night, Marshy. Good night, Dazzle. Good night, Blamo. Good night, Penguin, Good night, Mipsy, Good night, Pippy. I love all of you! *deep breath, sigh*