You're chicken crazy when.....


Sunny-side up
Sep 4, 2019
My Coop
When meeting someone new you answer all their questions with something chicken related.

"Hi, what's you name?"
" ____, but everybody calls me the crazy chicken lady!"
"Do you have any animals?"
"Yes, around sixty chickens and a few other critters."
"What are some of your hobbies?"
"I like raising animals, specifically chickens. And if you want to get really detailed, I like breeding chickens with the frizzled gene."
"Do you like reading?"
"I love reading chicken health handbooks, always trying to find ways to make them healthier!"
"Do you do anything besides chicken stuff? "
"Well, I garden food for the chickens, but otherwise, no."

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