You're chicken crazy when.....

[Sapphire Sebright]

You tell your chickens “Goodnight,” and “I love you,” when you tuck them in at night.

"Good night, girls; good night, guineas; good night, boys; good night babies; mommy loves you, and she'll see you tomorrow, okay? Good night!"
I say that... every... single... night....

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

When you start letting your chickens use you as a roosting pole.

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

When you threaten your rooster with NO mealworms if he doesn't put on his Halloween costume.

 

[chickenlittle21]

...you go on the online chicken hatching egg auction every Saturday night

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

When your in a conversation with someone and say you got a few 'butt nuggets' today (instead of eggs)

When you're talking about chickens but call them your 'Fluffy wuffles' or other nickname

...You have time to give your chickens a bath, cut and blow-dry but don't have time to go to hairdresser yourself!

no. 3!!!

 

[chickenlittle21]

...you give your polish chicken a haircut that you spend a long time on to make sure its perfect but don't mind when they go and dip their head in mud right after

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

I may have said this before, but...

When you have chicken story time, and it often lasts for over an hour!

you'll like this then...I know a lady who is home schooling her granddaughter because of Covid and she bought her chicks and told her that they like being read to and that's how she gets her granddaughter to read her required reading. She sits in a little chair and reads out loud and has finished 3 books so far!

 

[HappyClucker7]

you'll like this then...I know a lady who is home schooling her granddaughter because of Covid and she bought her chicks and told her that they like being read to and that's how she gets her granddaughter to read her required reading. She sits in a little chair and reads out loud and has finished 3 books so far!

That's so clever!

 

[PioneerChicks]

you'll like this then...I know a lady who is home schooling her granddaughter because of Covid and she bought her chicks and told her that they like being read to and that's how she gets her granddaughter to read her required reading. She sits in a little chair and reads out loud and has finished 3 books so far!

Very good idea!

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

Very good idea!

I wish my mom would have use child psychology like that; I may have ended up a genius!