You're chicken crazy when.....

[TheOddOneOut]

...You hold an umbrella out for them for hours when it rains so they can free-range without getting soaked...while you're getting soaked to the bone yourself.

I just open my coop door. They can go out if they want, I say.
I come back and none of them have moved an inch.

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

When you start letting your chicken watch what they want to watch.

I was going to mention, when you put a flat screen TV in their coop, and hook them up to satellite.

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

When you clog the sink with wet shavings that were stuck in the chick waterer.

Guilty!

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

Kudos to cluckmecoop7 for coming up with such a fun thread. I think this thread will never end. Thank you.

I agree!

 

[MidnightMaran]

Seriously, this is awesome! Great thinking! Thanks for creating such a fun thread!

 

[kcan2]

When you are constantly changing the subject of any given conversation back to your chickens.

 

[Duckee]

When 5 of your 12 pullets begin to lay and you want to hold those eggs until they all start laying so you can admire and compare them all together...so you have hubby go buy farm eggs because your girls eggs are off limits for now! So you walk to the basket a hundreds times daily just to see those beautiful new eggs!

 

[MrFluffyandGirls]

When your son tells you not to offer fresh eggs when he brings his new girlfriend over to meet you.
*She can gradually learn his mother is the crazy chicken Lady and not overwhelm her on the initial introduction. But hey if I don't like her I can always change into my chicken shirt that says'"I may look calm but in my mind I've pecked you in the face 3 times!"

 

[CSolis]

When you start counting heads every single time you go out to the runs.

 

[CaliFarmsAR]

Guilty!

Same here! My sink maybe kinda clogged right now