Zombies / Full moon?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by turney31, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. turney31

    turney31 Songster

    Sep 14, 2008
    palestine texas
    [​IMG] Just heard on the scanner that there are Zombies on Bonner Rd in Anderson CO. [​IMG]Is there a full moon out tonight???
     
  2. Umm, I think the full moon is for werewolves.
     
  3. Yes [​IMG]
     
  4. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Soon They'll be on every road every where. [​IMG]
     
  5. All I got to say is headshots only, preferably buckshot and always check the back seat!
     
  6. A.T. Hagan

    A.T. Hagan Don't Panic

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    It's just closing time. Happens every night.
     
  7. turney31

    turney31 Songster

    Sep 14, 2008
    palestine texas
    Y'all are too funny! Full moon brings out all the nuts and makes people restless. Bwhahaha, Imp, on the zombie dude!
     
  8. Q9

    Q9 General Headache

    Only if you can't aim, or if you have nothing else. High-capacity rifles (AR-15, anyone?) are far better for dealing with zombies, as you can maintain accuracy at a much greater distance, with a higher rate of fire, faster reloads, larger magazines, etc.

    Also - blimps are very useful. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, 3 missions (one search-and-rescue, two search-and-destroy) were undertaken using airships in a zombie infestation. All three were successful.

    I want a blimp. Do you want a blimp?
     
  9. I thought I saw some zombies in a park last night. But it turned out they were just some occupy people that's when I almost started shooting.
     
  10. Q9, I was speaking of the typical on the ground encounter which takes place at less than 50 yards. And remember, they have a tendency to swarm. Other than that I'd be using my highly modified AK stoked with ballistic tips. Can you say splat?
     

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