At the drive through at my regualr McDonalds last week... (small town, we all know each other)
me - 'Hi Renee, how's the flock?'
her to me - 'He Dee! they're getting so big! You want an out of time cheeseburger for MayMay beside you on the console?"
At the drive through at the neighboring...
as I call into work to the boss " um, I am going to be a little late this morning. I have to go change my cloths. I have chicken tracks all over my back and poop in my hair"
to my boss: " I need to take a few hours vacation today, my baby is sick" back to me from my boss " I didnt know you had kids?"
to my boss: " well, they are kind of surrogates" back to me: just shakes her head and walks away.....
THANKS ALOT ladychicken&ducklover....... Went home last night and my DH was having a REALLY bad day. I said that exact same thing to him with a straight face and serious. He turned really red. I mean REALLY REALLY red... then nicely told me to go clean my coop.
Cant wait to try that one...
OMG.. it is just keeping me giggling all morning too. I think it's because we all have all remembered saying most the same stuff and realize how funny we actually look. so true, so true......such chickn luvn people we are.
But honey, I gotta take 'Bird with us! He's not feeling well.
Yes Mom, MayMay will be coming with us for Easter dinner. No she is not being served.
What do you mean you dont have a diaper in her size?
It's only poop. It will wash off, or just give it a flick.
Don't you DARE turn the...