Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[tamlynn]

These are awesome!

People ask me all the time if we actually eat the eggs my chicken lays. Like she is laying some foreign object not fit for human consumption.

After a friend found out we butchered 3 of our roos, he sincerely asked what they tasted like. Um, they taste like chicken!!!

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

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Maybe find on of those educational films about a egg laying farm/facility and show that to them. That should change their minds.

 

[digginchicks]

Q: didnt you go hunting yesterday
A: Yep
Q: well did you catch any

so so silly

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

Just a couple of days ago, I was talking to me service guy and said something about eating good gizzards.

He thought I was crazy eating "Butt Balls".

I had to explain to him what and where the gizzard is! He had no idea.

 

[FrizzleFreak]

Teacher, I feel your pain...
People say they won't buy my eggs for the same reason.
Also, the whole horse thing is why I don't read horse books anymore (besides black beauty, misty of chincoteague, and the like) Horses are horses. They are not spiritual angels from heaven.

 

[FrizzleFreak]

digginchicks,I don't get it...
oh wait, I think I do...wait, no. Explain to a poor stupid person?

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

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No. Here's your sign.

 

[DTchickens]

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catch any is fishing.. hunting you shoot things

 

[Cajunsamoan]

My family came for a visit from Hawaii. One of my teenage cousins was petting the donkeys and asked if their tails really came off. She was serious!

 

[Edfewlass]

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I usually tell them that I almost cought one but I stumbeled on a stick