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Well, I really don't care what they do, it's just really fun to see their faces () I know it's not right but IT'S SO DARN FUNNY!! And since I've started playing tricks, I think they've become a little more careful of what they do because they know I always have a trick up my sleeve...
ive ridden some good quarter horses in jumping. every horse has a sole purpose in life..they are different just like ours. there is a song called fight like a girl by bomshellThis is gonna be a long-winded (-worded) list...
1. I hand a carton full of eggs from our chickens to a neighbor that lives on a farm next to ours, but doesn't have chickens and buys eggs from the store. He says: "Are the green eggs moldy?"
2. At my school (it's a private school. I had gotten a scholarship their, and my parents had insisted I go. I wish I was still in the town's public school) I was sitting with a bunch of spoiled rich kids who live in town (Our school was trying a assigned-seating thing). Our conversation somehow turns towards farms, and they're suddenly making fun of me ("You know, I'm sure the Board of Health would kick you out of school if they realized you come to school a lot with goat poop on your shoe.") I tell them they have no idea how fun it is to live on a farm and always have fresh, healthy, organic food at their fingertips. I tell them how good fresh eggs taste and one particularly spoiled brat said "Eww... I wouldn't eat a egg that came from a chickens butt." And I said, "Where do you think eggs from the store come from?! A machine??!!" I really want tothem.
3. I was riding my horse, Dusty. The spoiled brats come up the road and yell "I'm surprised the roads are paved and you live in a decent house. But it seems like your family doesn't have a good taste in horses." I hate them. Just because I don't ride their expensive Thoroughbreds, it doesn't mean that Dusty is a bad horse. In fact, he's the best horse I've ever owned.
Funniest Things a City Slicker Has Said.......
It's not really funny.. more like pathetic...
I had a couple of horses for sale several years ago. Standing near them was my Quarter Horse "Vixen" who I had had since she was 6 months old. She was not for sale. An older gentleman came over with his young son to look at the mare that i was selling. Vixen was standing there relaxed and had one hind foot tipped up while putting her weight on the other three.. like many horses will do when they are just standing around... "see.. that one there has a broken leg.. I'll give you 50 bucks for her." the guy said while pointing at Vixen. I told him she was not for sale.. and that she had never had a broken leg I had had her since she was a baby so I would know...besides she was just relaxing in the shade.. His reply "well.. if you throw in a saddle.. make that two.. I'll take the one with the broken leg off your hands.. it's for my son and I can't afford much.. he really wants a horse and I guess one with a broken leg would be gentle enough for him to ride.......we can keep her in the garage since horses don't take up much space"
I showed him the front gate and told him the horses were all sold..
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Wow. I'm screaming in the inside.