When I was first learning about chickens I asked my friend, who had over 30 chickens, some very funny questions. Mind you we were kids, really hyper, and for a lot of them I was joking, but they're funny none the less. One of the more funny ones was Me "If you startle a chicken will it lay an egg?" Friend "Hahahaahahaha noooooo if you startle a chicken it's more likely to not lay the egg, and wait until it knows it's safe." Me "Okay, and what if you squeeze a chicken?" Friend "Hahaha what?? No. If you do that the egg is likely to break inside the hen and could kill her." Me "Oh dear... Okay I promise I will not squeeze my chickens" Then we collapsed in a fit of giggles.