What do people think of your chickens? Well ever heard any of these:
''Did you just touch that chicken??''
''AAhhhh Get that creature away from me!!!!!!!''
''Here's my hand sanitizer, I think you need it''
''What do you mean 'hold this bird for a minute' ??''
''Excuse me, but that bird over there is giving me the evil eye''
''Those bantam eggs are so cute! are they edible?''
''Eggs come out of chickens Butts??? GROSS!!!''
''Why are those eggs Green??''
''Go in the run with those filthy creatures?? NO way!''
''Chickens have great wings, they're just too dumb to fly''
''I gather the bearded ones are roosters''
''So if the bantams lay those little eggs, do the roosters lay the jumbo eggs?''
''Hey, you've got a rotten egg here!''
''Whats wrong with THAT one??''
''You mean to tell me that Roosters can not lay???''
''There's something out the window!! it has long nails and a beak!! RRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!''
''See, I'm not crazy, those chicken's are trying to get to us!!''
''I didn't know chickens and turkeys could interbreed"
''Your going to eat that cute bird?? I will always buy my food at the store!!''
''I'm getting OUT of here!!''
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