Hey Mace, I'm going into douchebag withdrawals. So I found the Fud Lady's Derperella videos on youtube, which led me to to this Dutch guy's page, "a chick called Albert." If you haven't seen, he's another anthropomorpher; not sure what happened to him, looks like he's not putting up vids anymore, but what he's got are very entertaining. Not as cheeky as Coq au, of course, but rather touching.
Loosely translated to English: O, cruel fates! For my bowl doth not overflow! Wouldst thou take pity on thy pig and fill mine bowl!