Recent content by RoboDuck

No Kat...we try to avoid your dirty minded posts. We are good people.

So you only kill snakes with a Marlboro hanging out of their mouths?

Or just mention one.

And there they are folks.... if you buy the bator they will come.

If you don't have one don't get one....it'll just be the beginning of the end of what's left of your sanity. You will soon join the ranks of the crazy chicken ladies and start wearing chicken socks and hats with beaks.

You do know chickens don't much care for swimming, right?

Did you ever set them straight and convince them they are actually chickens?

Now hold your horses Miss Thang... I stayed clear of that easterbunny chicken vs americana chicken discussion. Mostly because I fear Flower will send her alien friends to probe me if I disagree with her. And somely because I don't care enough about them to debate in the first place. Brahmas...

Confirmed... she is hanging with her dad. And her phone shows no texts or missed calls.

I don't know. Her dad is in town so she's ignoring me, too. Her phone has been failing a lot too though. So maybe that has something to do with it.

As opposed to rooster eggs?

Or at least you won't be answering yourself anymore. Those voices in your head must get confusing when they all sound you.

I will give you all the roosters you can run down and catch out in the pasture.

Just poke it with a stick. That solves almost everything for me.

Yes. And yes. Baby goats are referred to as bucklings and doelings.