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    You know you are "Country" when...

    I want one of those egg gathering aprons with all the little pockets for the eggs
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    I've always used my car for hauling hay. If I fill the back seat and the trunk, and the trunk won't shut, I balance another bale in the v between the slanted open trunk lid and the rear windshield.
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    The cabin idea is cool. Three acres is a very nice size for your startup. To get what you were originally looking for you would probably have to buy just a piece of land and put a small dwelling on it. It's common now for people to divide their farms and sell off parcels of land. I've even...
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    I'd love to get Kinder goats and Assaf sheep. Google them. I think it's ridiculous to have a big house and tiny yard. I'd rather live in a small cabin/shack/hut/cottage/yurt on big land.
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Oh, gross! No wonder they had to invent that dating website: FarmersOnly.com
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    LOL That's deep! :-) :-) :-)
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Lol seriously??? Wow! I was thinking that throughout the ages, the women of the family have been the ones changing diapers, nursing the sick, dressing wounds and changing bandages, acting as midwives, emptying chamber pots, scrubbing floors, cleaning up all kinds of filth, and then using those...
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    ROFL All ya'll are killing me! LOL How do we stay healthy?! How do our poop sucking toddlers survive? LOL!!! I drove home from the dollar store so afraid of ending up in the hospital and muttering over and over, "By His stripes I was healed...by His stripes I was healed..."
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Lol I was at the dollar store checkout, and my hands were full so I used my teeth to pull open a flap on my purse, suddenly felt something bland and squishy all in my mouth, looked at my purse and saw mousey colored globs of poop on the flap,excused myself, went outside and spat a hundred times...
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    And Gross! Lately I find myself worrying about city people, who don't have our immunities, picking up some terrible disease we've tracked in on our shoes at the local rural gas station minimart.
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Excellent justifications for leaving that protective layer As Is! Plus, it keeps road construction tar from sticking to your paint for more than a few short weeks.
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    x2 When the floor of your car trunk has a layer of hay, straw, feed, and sometimes mouse poop. And washing the thick coating of dust off your car from driving on dirt roads is an everyday thing, which gradually dwindles to only for special occasions...or...never.
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Awesome! I'm always afraid somebody will think I'm insane for marking my territory! Lol And I'm a lady so it's more complicated...
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    Lol Hilarious! :-)
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    You know you are "Country" when...

    When you slosh your own pee on tree trunks and fence posts to deter predators...and later see your dogs backing you up by marking those same spots. Hey, I learned that trick on a tour of a teepee village at the Indian museum...sounded like a good idea...
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