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When you can't possibly squeeze even 1 more chicken into it. Did your chickens eat any bugs today?

Cuz they don't know you like your chickens do! Is it raining where you are?

Eventually. If I plant a garden, will the chickens eat everything before I can harvest?

They are superman underoos! Where can I find someone to chickensit for three days?

Uh.....I forget. What was the question?

Cuz you lika da stink. Why does everything worth doing always take so much time?

In about one minute. Why can't people just say what they mean and mean what they say?

because that's french and it sounds better than toilet water. Why do they say Faux, when they mean fake?

You REALLY don't want to know! Ignorance is bliss, so they say. Who is this "They" that knows so much?

Mel Atkinson? how can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?

Quote: He quacked up! Har-de-Har-Har! What's blue, then red, then blue, then red?

TWINS! wouldn't it be so neat if chickens crossed with ducks?

Cuz we all need a little rain. why did my brother pick this weekend to come down?

That's a hard one! I like almost all of them! What's the worst movie ever made?

It's a mind control thing! They've gotten to you! Escape is not an option! You have been assimilated! Why do my chickens keep crossing the road?

Because your a mom and that's your job. Why do I have so much trouble spelling simple words?

Quote: Ans: My four piggies! What would u get if u crossed a giraffe(sp) with a hedge hog? ANS: a hedge hog with a really lo-o-ong neck, or a very prickly giraffe Is it tuesday yet?

Wherever they want to! What has 16 legs, is pink and black, eats garbage, and flies?

Cuz your a ba-a-a-ad girl! What can I feed my rabbits, since i'm out of rabbit chow?