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Quote: Seems a better choice than Gabe/Romeo, at least. Judging by his username, he has chickens, and thus might qualify to be slightly higher on the chart. He'll still be chained to a pole so it's impossible to get to you unless you walk up to him, of course, but that's better than being...

Quote: Tell me, eenie - is Spock actually crazyaboutchickens? *Looks depressed* Yes. Seems a better choice than Gabe/Romeo, at least. Judging by his username, he has chickens, and thus might qualify to be slightly higher on the chart. He'll still be chained to a pole so it's impossible to...

I believe I might have unraveled the Vulcan mystery... A quote gotten from the first few pages of searching 'Spock' in the search box: Quote: There are a few different Spocks from various places… I started watching titanic, but I got bored. There are? Hm, I didn't know that, but I was...

Quote: Em, shall we attempt to lure him over here with brownies and dangle him above the moat until he confesses his love for eenie, then toss him in the dungeons? WHAT?!?!?!?! You people are twisted. No, we're just creative.

Quote: Yeah, I'm still waiting impatiently for him to get back. Em, shall we attempt to lure him over here with brownies and dangle him above the moat until he confesses his love for eenie, then toss him in the dungeons?

I don't believe we are, unless The Vulcan suddenly decides to show himself.

Next time you go trotting off to any public source of water without a signed agreement from the Elders, we will go to higher levels of defense against boys, eenie. Don't want to be cuffed to the furnace, do you?

Quote: Speaking of buckets, missy, where's yours?

Quote: Picture this then...Me picking that horse up and putting it in my car...getting covered in white dog hair on my BLACK blouse. Then he kept trying to crawl in my lap. At least he didn't bite your head off.

Quote: Is that dog - er, horse - inside your car?

Oh, that's odd; it seems I have come on in time for a meeting. Eenie, you should be shunned. Time to break out the ugly bucket of shame. Tanichca, we need to see a photograph of your bucket.

Quote: Perhaps she won't...still, you'd better set up the Plans-For-Overthrowing-Queen-Em detectors. That can be your job. Okay, then.

Quote: So you don't even know what your own minion is doing? Have you read the hidden chapter in the minion handbook about her plans to overthrow you yet? Bluesub is an ever loyal minion. She would never overthrow me. Her benefits package is way too good. Perhaps she won't...still, you'd...

Quote: Starter kit...does that include cannonballs and matches or other things? I'm not sure what it has in it. Evil things I'm sure. Bluesub handles all of that these days. She's top minion. So you don't even know what your own minion is doing? Have you read the hidden chapter in the minion...

Quote: Sure! Bluesub will set you up with your benefits package and your minion start kit. Welcome to the team! Starter kit...does that include cannonballs and matches or other things?

Quote: Sure! Noooo dont do it sweets! do you really know what a minion is? A minion is a follower devoted to serving his master relentlessly, according to Wikipedia. Also according to Wikipedia, it's a type of cannon.

Quote: Such as? I bake, bribe, and raise poultry. I'm liking this new subject! Would you like to be a minion? Sure!

Quote: I'm absolutely loving this new subject/minion... Tell us more about yourself LilOfTheSweets, so we Elders might have something to discuss tonight. (Notice I don't mind being old if it means I get to boss people around) Such as? I bake, bribe, and raise poultry.

Hmm...now where did I put that can of poisoned peanuts?

Bribery and flattery. Two of the best ways to get something.