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Shame on you Bunny !!! My wife was NOT "fat and bald" And I hope you're not calling me fat and bald...? 'member, I got that Chia-Hair going on.

E bay shopping... Ice maker water inlet valve decided to leak. $67.00 in town, $15.10 online. Let me think about that... I can do without ice for about three days of shipping for $50.00

How do you know when it's spring in Alaska? Does some of your snow melt? Do igloos melt? Do you live in an igloo?

I'd feed you to a bear if I didn't think it would hurt the bear.

No hot air in Spookland today. Had a jacket on over my sheet. If it gets any colder, I'll do TWO jackets.

Krispy Kremes? You know you've got to share...we're buddys. (and there's always hot air where ever Alaskan is. Never at a loss for words)

I think we've got that in all families. People who stay together just to torture each other. My wife and I talked about divorce once. We both agreed each one should get 50%. Half of our stuff is old and broken. That's the half I thought she she have. She didn't want that half. So we stayed...

No teeth in that picture.

Carey Price ? That boy has no teeth. Hockey player. "side, Cary Grant is taller

Spook asked a man from Alaska, he said, "Alaskan man, can you ask an Alaskan lass to dance." Spook.....

BUT....IF a pair of pears were hanging in a pear tree a pear-eating bear could wear two pair of shoes if he choose, because the bear would not need a pair of paws with which to hold the pair of pears in the pear tree. Spook never looks in a mirror to see if Spook has a reflection...

Did you see on Family Feud, where the question was to name different types of bears? (breeds) Polar bear, black bear.... The man said, "Poppa"....

The real question is does a bear with bare Bear feet need one pair or two pair while eating pears?

BEAR feet in Alaska. No spook in Alaska ( A bear with no shoes would be have bare bear feet.)

But ... I believe it does snow in Emtown? Matter of fact, it's warmer at Spookhouse today than it is at Em's.

Cold, yes. But it wasn't SNOWING that day. Often cold here. I keep my extra wooly long johns on to about June. (For poor Banty and Sour, who so wanted to peek under the sheet, now you know.) Spook often cold. The wind just blows right through my sheet some days.

While any self respecting Spook would NEVER lie, they will certainly stretch the truth. Hardly ever more than a foot of snow in Spookland. Seldom snows Spooks in.

Sure it snows in Ohio. But not to the extent Alaskan or Banty Boy would consider snow. Northern Ohio, Central Ohio get way more snow than I do. Think it snowed three times this winter to put a dust on the ground. East winter. Didn't use the snowplow even once this year. But I have seen...

And with dreams of igloos , Spook heads for his bed. Night all....

I would think that igloo very seldom have a house fire.