*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

E bay shopping...

Ice maker water inlet valve decided to leak.

$67.00 in town, $15.10 online.

Let me think about that...

I can do without ice for about three days of shipping for $50.00

 

[Spookwriter]

Shame on you Bunny !!!

My wife was NOT "fat and bald"

And I hope you're not calling me fat and bald...?

'member, I got that Chia-Hair going on.

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, no Spook. I would never say such things about Mrs. Spook.

Though I am aware that your head is now fluffier than a baby bunny's bottom, I don't believe that has been growing on for long. As for your girth, well, you're the one in the king-sized sheet. I just know I'd get lost in one that size.

 

[BantyChooks]

Shame on you Bunny !!!

My wife was NOT "fat and bald"

And I hope you're not calling me fat and bald...?

'member, I got that Chia-Hair going on.

Chia-hair in all the wrong places.

 

[Alaskan]

"Old and broken?" Add "fat and bald" and it sounds like your spouse's "better half" - I reckon she figgered she already had that.

But Spring in Alaska is when the temps get warm enough the mosquitoes thaw out enough to fly, instead of instantly crashing to the ground as skeetercicles.

Actually






The lady is right with that one.

 

[Alaskan]

How do you know when it's spring in Alaska? Does some
of your snow melt?


Do igloos melt?
Do you live in an igloo?

Of course I live in an igloo.

That explains the constant grumpiness.

No matter how I sit, I am always getting icy water drips on my neck.

 

[oldrooster]

Sounds like a pressure vessel.

I try to avoid that I hate splash back from the facilities.......

 

[oldrooster]

Well, my fellow Kingdomites, my life is about to change. My Dad, whom I have been caring for for some time now, has passed away. I filled out retirement papers yesterday. I am about to be a lady of leisure.

Anyone want to rub my feet?

Is it holloween? "trick or treat smell (or rub) my feet give me something good to eat....... Sorry for you loss Wisher, hopefully life gets easier for you.

 

[oldrooster]

on top of SPAGHETTI

all covered in CHEESE

there sat my poor MEATBALL

till somebody SNEEZED

In your version I guess it rolled out the door and under some snow.....

 

[Alaskan]

The question though, is what color is the snow??