*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

YES ! on the retirement papers.  I do have problems picturing you as 'a lady of leisure'.  I heartily recommend retirement for anyone who has something to keep themselves busy.

Spook, working on a dozen Krispy Kremes here. 

For your next moon dance, you want to look like......




Uh.....

 

[sourland]

Like this ?

Or more like this ?

 

[Alaskan]

The second very round one

 

[Spookwriter]

Krispy Kremes? You know you've got to share...we're buddys.


(and there's always hot air where ever Alaskan is. Never at a loss
for words)

 

[Alaskan]

Krispy Kremes? You know you've got to share...we're buddys.


(and there's always hot air where ever Alaskan is. Never at a loss
for words)

HOT AIR?


Over there?



In your hair?




Gunna share?



Or is it a bear?

 

[Alaskan]

on top of SPAGHETTI

all covered in CHEESE

there sat my poor MEATBALL

till somebody SNEEZED

 

[Spookwriter]

No hot air in Spookland today.

Had a jacket on over my sheet.
If it gets any colder, I'll do TWO jackets.

 

[Spookwriter]

I'd feed you to a bear if I didn't think it would hurt the bear.

 

[Spookwriter]

How do you know when it's spring in Alaska? Does some
of your snow melt?


Do igloos melt?
Do you live in an igloo?

 

[Bunnylady]

I think we've got that in all families. People who stay together just
to torture each other.

My wife and I talked about divorce once. We both agreed each one
should get 50%. Half of our stuff is old and broken. That's the half
I thought she she have. She didn't want that half. So we stayed
together.

"Old and broken?" Add "fat and bald" and it sounds like your spouse's "better half" - I reckon she figgered she already had that.

But Spring in Alaska is when the temps get warm enough the mosquitoes thaw out enough to fly, instead of instantly crashing to the ground as skeetercicles.