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When does the party end? Why aren't you in bed?

Nah, he's alright. He's got a bit of a phone addiction... like someone else I know. 😜 He's my sister-in-law's brother, hence how I know about his family. Lol.

I know a cute black haired feller too. He lives in Florida, is that okay? Also his family is batshit crazy. Yes? No?

Perfect. Now I just have to remember his last name and unblock his number.

I have someone in mind. He's a bit young but I think they can make it work. Dawg, how do you feel about blonds?

I've taken online classes and made A's. I'm just very anxious about this semester for many reasons, and now this. anyway, I'm done sulking, but my adviser is gonna get an earful on Wednesday. I don't know how I'm going to cut open a dog online but I guess I'll find out.

I was wrong. 4/5 classes are online. I'm gonna go sulk. 😒

Half of my fall classes just got booted to online. 🥵😭🤯 that's me exploding in anxiety

Does your DMV have a "wait in line online" option? Edit- yes it does https://www.dps.texas.gov/rolodex/getinlineonline.htm

His hairline. I think I will keep him around for a while longer. 😘

Are you dieting or do you have a sensitive tummy?

It's a birthmark, not a tan line!

Eyes on the prize. I knew what I wanted. 😗 Which is charming in and of itself! 💕

I'm not so good at flirting either. My pick-up line for hubby (yes, I snagged him, he was utterly clueless): "Hey! Why are you following me?!" Shouted a dozen yards across a college campus. He was in front of me. 😬

Did you say anything to him at all? Did you make eye contact... at all?

Despite their best attempts, men cannot read minds.

Mine is on his way out. 🤫😍

Hey, balding guys deserve love too! Not him...

Yes! Stick me in a baby martini! Anyway, I was not as dark as I remembered. Wishful thinking.

Oh. Casper. Got it. I used to be a little olive baby, I don't really know what happened. I am Casper all over. I have a big white triangle in the middle of my stomach but I'm too pale to see it anymore. Maybe I'll try and tan my tummy for show and tell.