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spell check ain't a dictionary!

if you're going to fall asleep, don't hide the remote in your recliner!

I had a first grader once who said "Mass-a-two -shits" and almost died of embarrassment when she heard herself!

I wish I could say "you're full of sh@t" when I say "oh, really?"

yes--just because your reproductive parts work, doesn't mean you should prove it

if you have a posted mask ,policy---enforce it already!!

LOL! my grandchildren give me an excuse to act the fool, be silly, blow bubbles without someone wondering if I am losing it!

or even 50....

we need to take down the Pyramids because they were built by slaves

my mother always said that!

just say no

it is NOT multi-tasking when you text while having a conversation with me---it is RUDENESS

STOP putting out Facebook pleas for "prayers for my brother who........(tells of medical procedure/personal business)" If he wanted the world to know, he would tell them himself. MYOB

I waitressed all through high school and college---tend to over-tip. I will also say "You guys are hustling here--thank you!" out loud when I hear a snarky customer complain out loud.

why can't you say that????

if service is slow, but everyone working seems to be hustling their a$$es, I know it's a management or short staff problem. People need to deal with this kindly

my mother used to say: not now--if it's that important write it down!

my credentials are impeccable!! Of course I am right! I am a legend in my own mind!

AND the gas pump is not a parking space for you to shop in the convenience store---and not get any gas!!!

anybody hate those people who don't move up to the next empty gas pump when they see someone else right behind them?