....your known as the egg man.
....when people give you there chickens to look after while they go on an 8 week holiday.
....when you make a second FB account, just for your chicken side of life!!!
When you secretly ring mum from school with your mobile to tell her to let the hens out for a play in the paddock, even though using your mobile at my school is like trying to smuggle 20kg of cocaine from Russia to Australia and the punishment is death.
when you come inside for dinner at 11:00pm and everyone asks where have you been and you reply "CHICKENS".
When everything you eat you save at least more than half for you hens
When consider turning into a hen
When you cry (inside) When there is a hen you cannot possibly get
When you are board...