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You're great aunt was a wise, wise woman. Sounds like she would have fit in just fine here too!:thumbsup

Taco bell should do it. It works for anyone. Stopped up? Skip the exlax and hit up your local taco bell. It's cheaper and works faster:gig

At least you have a 2nd room and you're not sleeping with the birds!:lau:gig

O...M...G... How in the world have I never thought to "bock out"... cluck-singing songs. My family is going to change the locks on me after this holiday season. :bow:bow:bow

Of course! I'm sure you'll find it useful for many, many sistuations. Opening the coop as the rooster runs out, "Release the kraken!" The kid/dog/cat/husband/wife wants out the door, "Release the kraken!!" Late at night, snuggled in bed, whispered in your SO's ear "release the kraken!" As you...

Apparently I have very classy ladies who refuse to toot in public. I even sat around the coop most the morning yesterday while they were laying thinking just maybe, they might let one escape during/before/after laying. No luck:barnie I've got one hen who has taken to jumping on my leg when I'm...

We need an emoji for this!!:highfive: :lau:gig:lau:gig

Guilty:frow

Still squeezing my girls and baby chicks. They're not letting them loose. I WILL hear a chicken fart one day

Omg this is too funny!! It happened to me once, but with a human baby... :sick

Yay! Glad to have helped:wee:ya:highfive::yesss::thumbsup Farts jokes always help sort things out.

I've been practicing today. They're especially gross sounding after I've just been out in the sun for a bit...

Exercise?! You mean pit-ercise! Next time he gets all attitude-y I'm just going to do this and walk away:thumbsup:highfive:

Something stinky from the smell of things around here.... Or maybe just some laughing "gas"?

So did your "silent, but deadly" cause any atmospheric disturbances on f******k?:gig

Now shes just teasing me.... I went outside to sit and watch them for a while. This is what happened when I sat down, browsing BYC. Her: "oh hey treat lady, what you got there? Treats?" Me: "no, I'm reading on BYC about chicken farts. I've never heard one." Her, with an eye roll: "chicken...

So I went and started squeezing chickens. None of my ladies were giving up the goods...:mad: My australorp, though, did give a soft "gurk" with every little squeeze, and was looking back at me like "what? Why? Just, just.... why?"

I'm going to have to try this on my son. I find myself saying things like that to him alot.... "Can your freaking not leave your dishes on the couch as you go THROUGH the kitchen to get to the backyard?" "Can you freaking not leave your coat/shoes/backpack/self in the middle of the floor EVERY...

Omg I'm dying!!!! Angry farts!!! :lau:gig:lau:gig:lau:gig So glad this isnt a natural human reaction... like a skunk. Everytime someone gets upset, they release a foul, thick, noxious odor. Wait.... maybe it should be. It might help cut down on road rage. Most ppl drive with their windows up...

I cant report on my own chicken farts yet. I had a LONG day yesterday with a grumpy baby. Hes teething and got a bit if a cold, I think. I'll be going to do some chicken poofing here in a bit though. Just got to get 3 or 4 more cups of coffee in me and wait for the sun to come up. It's getting...