Haha! Well if it makes ya feel any better, I am NOT a hoarder. My kids say I throw too much away. I'm sure there will come a day when this egg has mold on it, or the whole thing is dusty and forgotten in a corner, and I'll toss it out!
Then again, I do still have that 50 year old orange that...
I did this:
The egg was slightly broken on the bottom, so I just made the hole a little bigger and drained it. Seemed like a perfectly normal egg otherwise! :)
Congratulations!