Wow, that's very impressive. English... dang, I hate that subject too!!
Takes me ages to get my creaky brain to churn out something coherent-sounding about the political and social implications of Pygmalion and The importance of Being Ernest (it turns out everything I'd written was just a perfect way to incriminate myself by telling the teacher I'd done absolutely no research, but I still ended up getting a 6 for it o.o)
My final exams are in exactly three weeks' time.
YES! You see what I mean!
They were even better than the Soviet jokes in my Russian book...
As a side note, my Russian reeks right now, it's not getting any better.

I was trying to do some learning by looking at Russian Garfield strips on the internet but just ended up reading the english translations and laughing because Garfield is such a twat...
Oh well, when all else fails, O Majestic Ooj, we must remember that style, not sincerity, is the important thing
(Seriously, I agree with almost nothing that man says, lol.)