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Cats are spiteful, stuck up creatures. You won't get a cat rescuing you if you're stranded on a mountain, will you? More often you'd get eaten by a mountain lion than saved by any feline.
 
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also cats are much more clean!

dogs sence of hygiene: roll in a dead animal or mud puddle

cats sence of hygiene: licking everywhere taking hours and making sure not to miss a spot

Then all three cats and both dogs I've had in the past don't know the rules.

Cats: Pile dead mice in the corner under the blanket and let them rot, then drag them into the house. Sleep with roadkill. Mess in the mud. Clean self several times a day and still stink like heck.

Dogs: Catch coons and such, walk up to a human, and hand over the catch. Sleep in shed on straw bed. Walk around, get pet. Get a bath every week and smell a whole lot cleaner than the cats.
 
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also cats are much more clean!

dogs sence of hygiene: roll in a dead animal or mud puddle

cats sence of hygiene: licking everywhere taking hours and making sure not to miss a spot

Then all three cats and both dogs I've had in the past don't know the rules.

Cats: Pile dead mice in the corner under the blanket and let them rot, then drag them into the house. Sleep with roadkill. Mess in the mud. Clean self several times a day and still stink like heck.

Dogs: Catch coons and such, walk up to a human, and hand over the catch. Sleep in shed on straw bed. Walk around, get pet. Get a bath every week and smell a whole lot cleaner than the cats.

Don't forget that litter boxes smell BAD, and cats barf hair balls all over the place and spray.
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I don't see why people think cats are cleaner.
 
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Then all three cats and both dogs I've had in the past don't know the rules.

Cats: Pile dead mice in the corner under the blanket and let them rot, then drag them into the house. Sleep with roadkill. Mess in the mud. Clean self several times a day and still stink like heck.

Dogs: Catch coons and such, walk up to a human, and hand over the catch. Sleep in shed on straw bed. Walk around, get pet. Get a bath every week and smell a whole lot cleaner than the cats.

Don't forget that litter boxes smell BAD, and cats barf hair balls all over the place and spray.
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I don't see why people think cats are cleaner.

Because when cats are kittens they don't poo/pee on the carpet!
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I have both, and love them both!
 
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Don't forget that litter boxes smell BAD, and cats barf hair balls all over the place and spray.
sickbyc.gif
I don't see why people think cats are cleaner.

Because when cats are kittens they don't poo/pee on the carpet!
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I have both, and love them both!

My dogs don't poop in the house, though. One has NEVER done so before, and he's 10. Don't get me wrong though, some cats are okay. I've just met a lot of mean/gross ones who pretty much use you.
 
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Then all three cats and both dogs I've had in the past don't know the rules.

Cats: Pile dead mice in the corner under the blanket and let them rot, then drag them into the house. Sleep with roadkill. Mess in the mud. Clean self several times a day and still stink like heck.

Dogs: Catch coons and such, walk up to a human, and hand over the catch. Sleep in shed on straw bed. Walk around, get pet. Get a bath every week and smell a whole lot cleaner than the cats.

Don't forget that litter boxes smell BAD, and cats barf hair balls all over the place and spray.
sickbyc.gif
I don't see why people think cats are cleaner.

True. That's why mine were barn cats.
 
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