Lol ive been here the whole time, just in pain b/c:
I was outside about to attack mai stepdad w/ an oreo, and my dog was out there too, and then the neighbor's boxer and mojo see each other, and the boxer runs after mojo, and I, being the idiot i am sometimes was barefoot so when the boxer ran by I had the greatest idea to step on the robe and the dog kept running and the rope was under one foot and on top of the other, so when the dog was running it like, burned the bottom of one foot and the top of the other and it HURTS!
I was outside about to attack mai stepdad w/ an oreo, and my dog was out there too, and then the neighbor's boxer and mojo see each other, and the boxer runs after mojo, and I, being the idiot i am sometimes was barefoot so when the boxer ran by I had the greatest idea to step on the robe and the dog kept running and the rope was under one foot and on top of the other, so when the dog was running it like, burned the bottom of one foot and the top of the other and it HURTS!