°*°¿*°A Yodel at High Noon°*¿°*° The Ultimate Parody of All Parodies- Deal with It.

[LavvyTaffy]

Ash beamed with pride at her daughter's maturity in taking this big step. "I knew you'd want me to meet your newest hubby someday."

"Hi Ms. Ash!", Dude barked, "I'm Dude!"

 

[HeavensHens88]

"Hi Ms. Ash!", Dude barked, "I'm Dude!"

Ash heartily slapped his back. "Enjoying the cruise, dude?"

 

[Flufferes]

"Wut do pink land-dolphins eat?", Dude asked.

"Artichokes." Whitnay the karate biologist said. She handed Dude an artichoke.

 

[PeepersMama]

Whitnay cried. "HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR WEDDING?! IM GOING BACK TO DUDE!" She screamed, and ran off to find Dude.

Flameboi was so shocked he forgot to react.

"So, Flameboi is a turd and he forgot about our wedding, so i dumped him. And i love you more now." She yipped, jumping around.

Flameboi reacted in very flamboyant child-like ways.

"OH MY PROCYON DUDE YOU ARE A GENIUS!" She said, and drove to a place where you get on a cruize boat and snuck on.

Flameboi put a bomb in the hull so he could save Whitnay when it exploded.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Ash heartily slapped his back. "Enjoying the cruise, dude?"

"Yep!", Shadowfoot barked.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

"Artichokes." Whitnay the karate biologist said. She handed Dude an artichoke.

Dude handed Mushroom the land-dolphin an artichoke.

 

[Flufferes]

Dude handed Mushroom the land-dolphin an artichoke.

Whitnay smiled. "You are such a good pet owner." she said, and looked away because she had a secret, and she wanted to say it so she made herself look awkward so that Dude would ask.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Whitnay smiled. "You are such a good pet owner." she said, and looked away because she had a secret, and she wanted to say it so she made herself look awkward so that Dude would ask.

Dude looked up at Whitnay, "Do you have a secret that would make you look awkward?"

 

[Flufferes]

Dude looked up at Whitnay, "Do you have a secret that would make you look awkward?"

"Yes, Dude, you know me so well. Would you like to hear it?" She asked in all her awkwardness

 

[LavvyTaffy]

"Yes, Dude, you know me so well. Would you like to hear it?" She asked in all her awkwardness

"Okay.", Dude woofed as he pet Mushroom, "Then can we play shuffleboard?"