➡➡ Kiki Speak

[R2elk]

I don't have a big hat

I do.

 

[R2elk]

Put a chicken on your head. The fanciest you got

Nope, that's Conan's hat.

 

[CSAchook]

Crap, just realized how late it is. Gotta get some work done. BBL

 

[FortCluck]

Nope, that's Conan's hat.

All my fancy chickens are broody. I’ll have to make one

 

[007Sean]

I was loading a tank onto the back of a pickup when the winch handle slipped out of my hand. The handle whipped around as the tank dropped onto the truck. My head was too close and it sliced the skin away from my skull.

I had blood pouring down the side of my head as I told my fellow employee that I had to go to the hospital. He looked at the blood running off of me and asked if I was okay. Obviously I said no and then proceeded to drive 30 miles to the hospital where I got stitches. In due time, I removed the stitches myself. End of story.

I had a winch handle slip onetime too but it just broke a few teeth...I felt like I was in a "Three Stooges" movie...the handle slapping me in the chin 20 times!
I hate it when people look at ya, bleeding like a 'stuck hog' and ask, " Are you ok?"
Other than bleeding to death, sure I'm fine!

 

[Kiki]

Crap, just realized how late it is. Gotta get some work done. BBL

Start the thread!

 

[R2elk]

Water repellant keypad/keyboard in hand I presume??????

No, real keyboard and real mouse. My hands were already dry.

 

[R2elk]

Im not up to date with stuff. I feel old

I felt old ever since I was 40 a very, very long time ago.

 

[007Sean]

I have real life stories. Unfortunately most of them are not family friendly.

X2

 

[007Sean]

Got another bad scar, just above the knee scar....self induced!
Don't gut a deer on a pitch black night on property you shouldn't be on!
Again, my brother looked at me and nearly fainted...stuttering inserted here..."Are you ok?" He never was one for the sight of blood, as I took my boot off and poured the blood out of it.