➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Oh my gosh you NUTJOBS.
NO!
I’M LEAVING.
I am legitimately tempted...

Get out of my head!

THEY ARE FISH!

 

[Kiki]

Do you have an unending drawer of undies? I mean, you pee A LOT. In your pants, to be specific.

I wash clothes daily.

 

[CSAchook]

Duh..every other hour.

You could live stream it! Like a dramatic weight loss reality show! And there could be polls and contests to guess the numbers

 

[Conan]

How many times a day do you think she would weigh them?

Like, 80

 

[Kiki]

Oh my gosh you NUTJOBS.
NO!
I’M LEAVING.
I am legitimately tempted...

Get out of my head!

You have PLENTY of room for a few ducks.
I have seen.
You can't fool me now.

 

[redranger209]

You’re killing me here.
Attack ostrich would be 10x better. I could ride that sucker into battle.

Moving to a neighborhood for college. I won’t have the time for duck upkeep.. I barely talked myself into chickens.

NO. LMAO.
I barely got chickens again you guys!
Such enablers omg.

I have to go set raccoon traps.

NO MORE BIRDS.

 

[Kiki]

You could live stream it! Like a dramatic weight loss reality show! And there could be polls and contests to guess the numbers

 

[Conan]

Oh my gosh you NUTJOBS.
NO!
I’M LEAVING.
I am legitimately tempted...

Get out of my head!

FISH! The ginger could boast about his stocked pond!

 

[CSAchook]

You have PLENTY of room for a few ducks.
I have seen.
You can't fool me now.

@RUNuts what sayeth the prophecy? Is Tes getting ducks?

 

[Kiki]

Fish! See: