➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Silly, indeed.
I want more babies, just not the pregnancy... THAT is awful!

I love being pregnant! May I can hatch one for you?

 

[Kiki]

I like toddlers more. They say the funniest things.

5 yr olds say the best things.

 

[Glitterchicks]

I love being pregnant! May I can hatch one for you?

1000000% yes!
Don't even tease me!

 

[Kiki]

1000000% yes!
Don't even tease me!

 

[Conan]

. You are fired!

Hahaha! I seriously don't do babies. Can't stand em. Infants totally gross me out and the sound of a baby crying/screaming gets on my last nerve almost instantly. The thought of being pregnant is beyond horrifying to me.
Don't worry all - I have ZERO plans of ever having children so I won't be one of those monster moms!
Instead, I get to be an awesome auntie! My five year old nephew adores me and I love him. He's my favorite kid in the whole wide world. His little sister is terrible.

 

[Glitterchicks]

5 yr olds say the best things.

Best 5 year old dinnertime convo:

5yo: We eat ants, but not bees, right?
DH: ya, bees will sting you
Me: Did you miss something? You realize what he just said? Do you eat ants, buddy?
5yo: Just the black ants, mommy. NOT the red ants.

 

[Glitterchicks]

My husband would have a whole new respect for my byc addiction

 

[WVduckchick]

What are your poor drakes doing without their ladies!
Are they making half-Swedish babies?

They ride each other.

Babies are the BEST!!!
Especially that new baby smell!

Baby FEET!

 

[Kiki]

Brown thighs.

Dump grease out. Must save sticky stuff on bottom of pan.

Add big chunks of onions, bell pepper ( I don't normally use orange but I had it so in it went)garlic, jalapenos and tomatoes. Let it cook for minute while you take the skin off the chicken.

Add some water to use to scrape up the sticky then put the chicken back in...add some more tomatoes. Cover and walk away.

This will end up as a chicken guisado that I will use to make tostadas with. I think. Or maybe it will turn in to just chicken with a side of rice and beans.
I have a good hour to decide.

 

[Kiki]

Hahaha! I seriously don't do babies. Can't stand em. Infants totally gross me out and the sound of a baby crying/screaming gets on my last nerve almost instantly. The thought of being pregnant is beyond horrifying to me.
Don't worry all - I have ZERO plans of ever having children so I won't be one of those monster moms!
Instead, I get to be an awesome auntie! My five year old nephew adores me and I love him. He's my favorite kid in the whole wide world. His little sister is terrible.