➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

I bet that is exactly what I would look like freaking out if a rooster came after me.
Yep...pretty sure it is.

You silly. I think it's kind of funny when roosters attack me. Three seconds later, you can just see them screaming "I messed up, I messed up! Aaaaaaahhhh!" as they run away as fast as they can. That's the perk of having nice sturdy boots.

Eeeew, or tarantulas!
I do not understand how people can have a giant man- eating pet spider.

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Awww, he's adorable. I like mice and rats, EXCEPT for when they're in my shed eating the wiring out of the mower. I had to get it completely rewired a month ago.

 

[Glitterchicks]

Speaking of which I went to get my free hello kitty meals but having finished the process yet.
If I don't cancel the free trial quick enough I am going to be force to receive weekly meals.
I have to read the fine print a little more before I do it.

Yes. You need to cancel as soon as it ships and you'll be fine. It's super easy, they don't make it difficult.

 

[Glitterchicks]

I can see the headline now: "Woman Arrested For Robbing Customers Of Eggs... Says She Just Needs To Hatch SOMETHING"

Now Im peeing my pants.

 

[Glitterchicks]

*cough*hellokittyfresh*cough*

Sorry, allergies.

I'm not that lazy! I just hate grocery shopping!

 

[Conan]

This is just not normal food down here.

Guess we're just a bunch of savages up north!

 

[Conan]

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I thought there was more than one raccoon from the prints. I now realize I was seeing raccoon and this possum’s prints.
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The raccoon was shot through the head, not worth it. Although, I suspected it was newly pregnant or in heat (just based on nipples), and I suggested cutting it open just for the sake of practicing anatomy skills/morbid curiosity.. the Ginger shut me down so I dropped it.
don’t judge me.
We didn’t have a gun early this morning so he took the possum to work (the ranch). I’m not sure what he did with it.

Cows!!!! I love how they suck on your hands when they are just gangly little things. Love em.

 

[Molpet]

I'm not that lazy! I just hate grocery shopping!

I hate shopping too... in the summer I eat from the Garden and chicken and turkey from the freezer or fresh ... and what else I have stockpiled....didn't go to the grocery store at all last summer/fall

 

[Conan]

Poor Kiki, she's gone broody. We're gonna have to put her in a small cage away from the others until she breaks her broodiness.

Dip her in cold water and pop her in the rabbit hutch. Don't let her out til she screeches and claws at the door.

 

[Kiki]

What is that show called where the plane crashes on an island in the middle of no where.
They find a long haired lady that had been living for years on the island.
Um...
One girl gives birth to a baby on the island.

This is all I can remember right now.

 

[RUNuts]

Squirrels - rats with good Public Relations.
I like them in a good sauce piquante. Draw the line at squirrel head gumbo. Brians - just don't like them.