➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

Oh goodness. I have stories for days, some hilarious and some not so hilarious. I’ve been found in cars (just sitting in them, haven’t driven, yet), walking down the driveway, wondering through the woods.. I’ll have to ask hubby for the best ones. He’s learned to be a pretty light sleeper.

Recently I cut my hand open pretty bad. Woke up in the kitchen with a knife in one hand, blood pouring down the other, and a half cut up banana (with the peel still on?) on the counter. That scared the absolute hell out of me, not a fun way to wake yourself (or your husband) up.

That is way scary! I'd be locking up my knives at night! My sister's boyfriend drove her home butt ass naked one night. She had no idea he slept walk at that point. They were teenagers and she fell asleep at his place on accident. She woke up and said she needed to go home. He got up, stripped naked and got his keys and headed for the door. She she said he never said a word and she was so disturbed the whole way. He was just acting so normal. When she got home she just got out and he drove off. I crack up laughing every time I think about this even now as I type it. He apologized later and I'm so glad they made it safe. We lived LITERALLY 5 minutes from each other thank God. But it's so funny now. They stayed together for years after that and she has so many funny stories on him.

 

[Tesumph]

That's actually terrifying. Like the stuff other people's nightmares are made of, but you have to live them... I hope you never sleepwalk again

Don’t feel too bad for me! I think the Ginger has it worse, most of the time I just sit up and beg for chocolate milk and/or pizza.

I also have a thing for tucking the dog in, and making my famous dish that I like to call “block of cheese in a bowl of milk.”

 

[BantyChooks]

I mean that as in, someone close to me committing suicide because of me, or whatever.

I hate dreaming.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh goodness. I have stories for days, some hilarious and some not so hilarious. I’ve been found in cars (just sitting in them, haven’t driven, yet), walking down the driveway, wondering through the woods.. I’ll have to ask hubby for the best ones. He’s learned to be a pretty light sleeper.

Recently I cut my hand open pretty bad. Woke up in the kitchen with a knife in one hand, blood pouring down the other, and a half cut up banana (with the peel still on?) on the counter. That scared the absolute hell out of me, not a fun way to wake yourself (or your husband) up.

Wow how scary!

 

[BantyChooks]

That is way scary! I'd be locking up my knives at night! My sister's boyfriend drove her home butt ass naked one night. She had no idea he slept walk at that point. They were teenagers and she fell asleep at his place on accident. She woke up and said she needed to go home. He got up, stripped naked and got his keys and headed for the door. She she said he never said a word and she was so disturbed the whole way. He was just acting so normal. When she got home she just got out and he drove off. I crack up laughing every time I think about this even now as I type it. He apologized later and I'm so glad they made it safe. We lived LITERALLY 5 minutes from each other thank God. But it's so funny now. They stayed together for years after that and she has so many funny stories on him.

Stop it, you're making me laugh so hard that I'm going to wake everyone else! That's hilarious.

 

[jwyles]

I haven't flown either. Most of my dreams involve me or my family being horribly murdered. Just last night I had one about a SWAT team attempting to blow my house up!

I have processed chickens in my dreams before, though. In one of them, I ended up grabbing the wrong dream bird, and souped the best cockerel I had. So now, whenever I process in real life, I TRIPLE check that I have the right rooster. Lol. That kind of dream only happens when I'm dreading a processing day and thinking about it too much.

You have scary nightmare dreams!

 

[BantyChooks]

You have scary nightmare dreams!

Tell me about it. I love sleeping, but I hate the dreams that come along with it.

I do remember when I had a nice one though. It was short, but I remember seeing a lot of bantams running around my yard next to a big coop.

I used to have even more and more vivid nightmares as a child. Some scared me so bad that I remember them to this day.

 

[jwyles]

Stop it, you're making me laugh so hard that I'm going to wake everyone else! That's hilarious.

Me too! I'm still laughing. And it's 100% true. He was the epitome of the big (dare I say dumb) football jock. He was like 6'5". So just this enormous hulking naked dude and his little completely freaked out cheerleader gf. I'm crying!

 

[jwyles]

That's actually terrifying. Like the stuff other people's nightmares are made of, but you have to live them... I hope you never sleepwalk again

X2

 

[Tesumph]

That is way scary! I'd be locking up my knives at night! My sister's boyfriend drove her home butt ass naked one night. She had no idea he slept walk at that point. They were teenagers and she fell asleep at his place on accident. She woke up and said she needed to go home. He got up, stripped naked and got his keys and headed for the door. She she said he never said a word and she was so disturbed the whole way. He was just acting so normal. When she got home she just got out and he drove off. I crack up laughing every time I think about this even now as I type it. He apologized later and I'm so glad they made it safe. We lived LITERALLY 5 minutes from each other thank God. But it's so funny now. They stayed together for years after that and she has so many funny stories on him.

HAHAHA hubby is cracking up at this one. Poor girl. I may or may not have removed clothing before some of my escapades.. no peeing in drawers though.

I used to call him in my sleep when we were dating! Oh my gosh, I was so embarrassed when I realized what was happening, I think it took him a while to catch on as well.
The first time he ever saw me sleepwalk was when he was sleeping over at my house. I walked into the guest room and just stood over him, Grudge style hair over my face with the light behind me and everything. No idea how long I was standing there or what I was thinking.
He said he almost sh*t his pants when he opened his eyes lmfao, I don’t know how I didn’t scare this one off.