➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Perfect!! I’ll take her!!

All yours. I still have a front shoulder left, I think.

 

[ShrekDawg]

All yours. I still have a front shoulder left, I think.

Thank you. Sounds delicious.

Oh and also I am sorry Santa. I do not mean to be so picky. You are doing a very kind thing by offering me some of your reindeer meat, which I am sure you must need to survive those cold, long North Pole winters. Yet you are giving me so much of your reserves. Idk how you will survive the winter. So I will take any reindeer you have. Or any other food for that matter. But don’t worry, I’ll cook it myself. Couldn’t ask you to do that too. But um can I eat it inside? Or maybe to go? It’s just a little bit cold out here. Especially since all my winter clothes are in storage cause it’s summer back home. So I didn’t pack right.

 

[BantyChooks]

Thank you. Sounds delicious.

Oh and also I am sorry Santa. I do not mean to be so picky. You are doing a very kind thing by offering me some of your reindeer meat, which I am sure you must need to survive those cold, long North Pole winters. Yet you are giving me so much of your reserves. Idk how you will survive the winter. So I will take any reindeer you have. Or any other food for that matter. But don’t worry, I’ll cook it myself. Couldn’t ask you to do that too. But um can I eat it inside? Or maybe to go? It’s just a little bit cold out here. Especially since all my winter clothes are in storage cause it’s summer back home. So I didn’t pack right.

Oh, he says he'll be glad to tuck into the cookies I keep far away from him. One reindeer sandwich to go, coming right up!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh, he says he'll be glad to tuck into the cookies I keep far away from him. One reindeer sandwich to go, coming right up!

I suppose cookies work for surviving the winter too. maybe even better, builds up fat stores.

And thank you very much, I appreciate that. I’m sure it’s very delicious. And I am very hungry. Although peanut butter is actually surprisingly filling so I’m not thaaaattt hungry but probably should eat something real

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh and also are you Mrs Clause then? Cause I had thought YOU were santa and now I’m confused @BantyChooks

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh and also are you Mrs Clause then? Cause I had thought YOU were santa and now I’m confused @BantyChooks

Well, I'm a bit lacking in the beard department. <<shrugs>>

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well, I'm a bit lacking in the beard department. <<shrugs>>

Hmmm... trueeee... but I guess I just thought since, you know, Rudolph was a fraud, that maybe the whole big fat white male with a beard and red suit thing was a lie/stereotype too and Santa was actually some badass woman who maybe puts on a fake beard and a fat suit every Christmas.

 

[BantyChooks]

Hmmm... trueeee... but I guess I just thought since, you know, Rudolph was a fraud, that maybe the whole big fat white male with a beard and red suit thing was a lie/stereotype too and Santa was actually some badass woman who maybe puts on a fake beard and a fat suit every Christmas.

Ok, you got me. Santa's my drag persona.

 

[CSAchook]

Well, I'm a bit lacking in the beard department. <<shrugs>>

And you are a no good, dirty, rotten beard hater!

 

[BantyChooks]

And you are a no good, dirty, rotten beard hater!

Hey, man, my points stand.