➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

And just what are you supposed to be doing?

Right now? Sleeping. I mean, it is after dark.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Right now? Sleeping.

Me too

 

[ShrekDawg]

Isn’t it a little bit early for bed there, Santa?

@BantyChooks

 

[BantyChooks]

Isn’t it a little bit early for bed there, Santa?

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@BantyChooks

Not if you have to get up at 4 to milk the reindeer.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not if you have to get up at 4 to milk the reindeer.

You milk reindeer!?

 

[BantyChooks]

You milk reindeer!?

Well, yeah. What else are we going to drink? Not the water that the penguins have used as a toilet.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well, yeah. What else are we going to drink? Not the water that the penguins have used as a toilet.

Nasty!!

Can’t you boil snow!?

And are you saying when people leave milk and cookies out, you would actually prefer reindeer milk!?

 

[BantyChooks]

Nasty!!

Can’t you boil snow!?

And are you saying when people leave milk and cookies out, you would actually prefer reindeer milk!?

Ew. Like they don't poop all over that too.

I don't mind the regular milk. It's exotic. A nice flavour change.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ew. Like they don't poop all over that too.

I don't mind the regular milk. It's exotic. A nice flavour change.

Yeah but if you boiled it it would be sanitary and you might get some extra nutrients and protein from the poop.

Although I guess other animals poop on it too and pee. Like polar bears and seals. But just don’t eat the yellow snow and you’ll be fine!!

Ah I see. That is good to know. I hadn’t thought of that. I imagine reindeer milk must get quite boring after a while. Actually... gosh... all you eat and drink is reindeer products!? That must suck!! So boring!

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeah but if you boiled it it would be sanitary and you might get some extra nutrients and protein from the poop.

Although I guess other animals poop on it too and pee. Like polar bears and seals. But just don’t eat the yellow snow and you’ll be fine!!

Ah I see. That is good to know. I hadn’t thought of that. I imagine reindeer milk must get quite boring after a while. Actually... gosh... all you eat and drink is reindeer products!? That must suck!! So boring!

I mean, I have chickens, and some indoor plants. Reindeer sausage and a little basil makes for a killer omlette.