➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

She'd at least be more fun than me, though I can't guarantee her motives are pure.

Your motives aren't pure, so I doubt hers are.

 

[BantyChooks]

Your motives aren't pure, so I doubt hers are.

Hey, I'm TOTALLY pure.

 

[Conan]

Hey, I'm TOTALLY pure.

As the driven snow. Right. I'm sure. Mrs. Clause just makes cookies all day... if that were the case, where did all those elves come from?

 

[BantyChooks]

As the driven snow. Right. I'm sure. Mrs. Clause just makes cookies all day... if that were the case, where did all those elves come from?

I invented them myself. They're the pinnacle of all my design and construction skills. Perfectly calibrated.

 

[jwyles]

@BantyChooks your physical contact remark made me chuckle. I can relate as I like to think I hold the title of "most awkward hug giver in the world".

 

[jwyles]

Unrelated chime in... we won the door prize at parent night at the school tonight!
Second time I've won something this week. I mean it was a $25 Walmart gc, but hey. I can use that!

 

[BantyChooks]

@BantyChooks your physical contact remark made me chuckle. I can relate as I like to think I hold the title of "most awkward hug giver in the world".

I can count the number of times I have volunteered a hug to someone on one hand. Without using any fingers. Or my hand, actually. I hate it. Doesn't matter who from.

 

[Conan]

I invented them myself. They're the pinnacle of all my design and construction skills. Perfectly calibrated.

Is that what they call it in the north pole? "Inventing"? I'll add that to the Urban Dictionary.

 

[jwyles]

I can count the number of times I have volunteered a hug to someone on one hand. Without using any fingers. Or my hand, actually. I hate it. Doesn't matter who from.

 

[BantyChooks]

Is that what they call it in the north pole? "Inventing"? I'll add that to the Urban Dictionary.

That got a hard laugh out of me. Let's just say that there are other ways to amass minions than the "organic" one.