➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Tesumph]

Hey, happy 5k pages on the baluttie thread!
Let’s release 5,000 crickets in celebration!

 

[Molpet]

Hey, happy 5k pages on the baluttie thread!
Let’s release 5,000 crickets in celebration!

 

[CSAchook]

Five thousand?! Oh my gosh.
I can only imagine the smell.. you poor soul.
I think at that point I would’ve driven out into the nearest field and hoped for the best. Or go fishing with a LOT of bait. Or dumped them in my worst enemy’s car. Hah!
“What would YOU do with 5k crickets?”

Yes! They’re nasty! If my lizards didn’t like them so much I’d never buy them again.

But then you would have to load 5000 crickets into your car. Nothing good could come of that, no matter how brief the drive.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Five thousand?! Oh my gosh.
I can only imagine the smell.. you poor soul.
I think at that point I would’ve driven out into the nearest field and hoped for the best. Or go fishing with a LOT of bait. Or dumped them in my worst enemy’s car. Hah!
“What would YOU do with 5k crickets?”

Yes! They’re nasty! If my lizards didn’t like them so much I’d never buy them again.

I agree!! I would have done one or all of those options. It seems Molpet is far more patient than I lol

And OMG!! That’s horrible. Does the bite hurt? And totally understandable!!

I am used to St Bernard and had my brothers great dane for a while. They were ill-mannered though. Chewed up stuff.

Oh wow that’s awful!! Bet you couldn’t get rid of them fast enough then haha

I love big dogs but not ill mannered ones.

 

[ShrekDawg]

But then you would have to load 5000 crickets into your car. Nothing good could come of that, no matter how brief the drive.

True!! They’re guaranteed to escape and then you’ve got a cricket chirping and distracting you while driving for forever lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hey, happy 5k pages on the baluttie thread!
Let’s release 5,000 crickets in celebration!

We’re at 5,000 pages already!?

And excellent idea!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

She normally sleeps on the wing chair in my room but tonight it appears wedging herself between the blankets and my pillows was the comfier option.

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Oh and this was my old cat Mittens since I shared one of Luna and happen to have this picture handy. He was a great cat.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh and @CSAchook : I am finishing Galavant right now.

I would have last night but then I discovered it was 10 episodes in the final season not 8 like I thought and I wasn’t gonna stay up till 4

Disappointing cause I watched the entire rest of the season and was planning on finishing it last night but also exciting cause now I get to watch it tonight too.

 

[Tesumph]

But then you would have to load 5000 crickets into your car. Nothing good could come of that, no matter how brief the drive.

Imagine if you got in a wreck and were permanently known to the EMTs as “that one lady who was covered in 5,000 crickets.”
The mental image is killing me. Paramedics roll up and you’re like “oh, hi. I can explain.”

 

[Molpet]

Five thousand?! Oh my gosh.
I can only imagine the smell.. you poor soul.
I think at that point I would’ve driven out into the nearest field and hoped for the best. Or go fishing with a LOT of bait. Or dumped them in my worst enemy’s car. Hah!
“What would YOU do with 5k crickets?”

Yes! They’re nasty! If my lizards didn’t like them so much I’d never buy them again.

Ha nearest field is next door.

I had them a couple days. Wasn't too bad. I was at work most of the time. Noisy fan runs when I am sleeping due to highway noise