➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[R2elk]

I only kiss my pretty cow on the nose when I'm absolutely certain DH isn't watching. (And then just because her pink nose is SO sweet. ) He is SUCH a germophobe that even his transplant doc was a bit bemused. He thinks he is keeping himself safe when actually, kissing me exposes him to a whole unseen world of tasty microbes. Somebody has to do it, for his health. Doc says his immune system is all better now--good as new! DH does not believe this, however.

Anyway, it has been studied and concluded that folks with animals (the more the merrier--and I believe myself to be very merry indeed) have a far richer micro-biome than those without, and are generally healthier for it.

I knew a fellow that would kiss his horse's nose.. One evening he was pretty well soused and showing off. He kept trying to get the horse to kiss him, He tried one too many times. The horse bit his nose off. Fortunately the ER did a good job sewing his nose back on.

 

[Redhead Rae]

I knew a fellow that would kiss his horse's nose.. One evening he was pretty well soused and showing off. He kept trying to get the horse to kiss him, He tried one too many times. The horse bit his nose off. Fortunately the ER did a good job sewing his nose back on.

 

[R2elk]

Liquor impairs judgment.

 

[Redhead Rae]

Liquor impairs judgment.

 

[R2elk]

I did not tell you to stop drinking. It is a proven fact that liquor impairs judgment just the same as it makes all the girls look prettier at closing time. Far be it from me to discourage a practice that helps remove inhibitions from women.

 

[Redhead Rae]

I did not tell you to stop drinking. It is a proven fact that liquor impairs judgment just the same as it makes all the girls look prettier at closing time. Far be it from me to discourage a practice that helps remove inhibitions from women.

I don't drink more than 2-3 drinks a month, sometimes less than that.

 

[Molpet]

I don't drink more than 2-3 drinks a month, sometimes less than that.

I have cut down to weekly when my brother calls.... His nickname in school was Gabby Hayes

 

[FortCluck]

Liquor impairs judgment.

Obviously the first time it refused wasn’t enough for him. I’m sorry but I laughed at that story

 

[FortCluck]

I don't drink more than 2-3 drinks a month, sometimes less than that.

I drink that in a year. Except Memorial Day I drank a bit more than that. I blame it on being overly stressed.

 

[R2elk]

I don't drink more than 2-3 drinks a month, sometimes less than that.

I can't remember my last drink but suspect it has been at least 3 months since I had a glass of homemade wine.