What? Do tell.I havnt had no aggie bonfire's BUT ive had some pretty massive bonfires in my time ive started alot of things on fire that i shouldnt have, my greatest bonfire i almost started my 3 story house on fire...awesome the wife didnt think so but ya know here we are
i couldnt drink tequila when i was young im screwed when im older, hell im a light weight at beer drinking and back in the day i could knock back an 18 pack and keep going now 4 and im THE LOOPY GUY dancing on a table its terribale my wife can out drink me do you know how degrading that is? Im more a wine connoisseur in trainng at least i can handle that... unless thats potent to then back to the table
so i stack up the fire wood and brush from the trees, then a piano and a couch to top it off bout a gallon of gas make the trail bout 30ish feet away from the fire and told everyone to stand back here we go lit that thing up and it was almost like standing next to a nasa launch, when that fire lit up we felt that blow back then the pine trees started crackling and the house siding started getting warm you see snakes and all sorts of critters crawling out from the fire pit that i didnt even know were there, the wife is screaming at me as im soaking the house with the garden hose.. in the end no burnt house with a singed pine tree and everyone was ok needless to say i have never had a bonfire that big since now the wife give me a car tire rim and saz there no bigger then that 
ohhh it was sept 25th and it was my daughters birthday party so we planned an outdoor party with food and freinds and fun well mind you we lived in a 3 story house surrounded by pine trees every where lol and i had a good handfull of fireworks. and after the firework show ( i do fireworks every year for 4th of july illegal or not i still do em lol I LIVE ON THE EDGE BWAHAHAHHA) anywho we gonna do a bonfire the wife just starts shaking her head cause she knows how i am with fires
you got lucky!
ohhh it was sept 25th and it was my daughters birthday party so we planned an outdoor party with food and freinds and fun well mind you we lived in a 3 story house surrounded by pine trees every where lol and i had a good handfull of fireworks. and after the firework show ( i do fireworks every year for 4th of july illegal or not i still do em lol I LIVE ON THE EDGE BWAHAHAHHA) anywho we gonna do a bonfire the wife just starts shaking her head cause she knows how i am with fires
Did the wife stay with you?
He's probably posted about you @KikisGirls on a "missed connections" personal ad
