➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Vortex81]

Aggie Bonfire - Wikipedia

I havnt had no aggie bonfire's BUT ive had some pretty massive bonfires in my time ive started alot of things on fire that i shouldnt have, my greatest bonfire i almost started my 3 story house on fire...awesome the wife didnt think so but ya know here we are

 

[Kiki]

I havnt had no aggie bonfire's BUT ive had some pretty massive bonfires in my time ive started alot of things on fire that i shouldnt have, my greatest bonfire i almost started my 3 story house on fire...awesome the wife didnt think so but ya know here we are

What? Do tell.

 

[Vortex81]

Yeah, times change. My "wild" evening was yesterday, in which my husband and I dusted our flock for lice.

LMAO exactaly nuff said

I have high hopes for old age, I will be one of those crazy little old ladies that goes everywhere and drinks tequila

i couldnt drink tequila when i was young im screwed when im older, hell im a light weight at beer drinking and back in the day i could knock back an 18 pack and keep going now 4 and im THE LOOPY GUY dancing on a table its terribale my wife can out drink me do you know how degrading that is? Im more a wine connoisseur in trainng at least i can handle that... unless thats potent to then back to the table

 

[Vortex81]

ohhh it was sept 25th and it was my daughters birthday party so we planned an outdoor party with food and freinds and fun well mind you we lived in a 3 story house surrounded by pine trees every where lol and i had a good handfull of fireworks. and after the firework show ( i do fireworks every year for 4th of july illegal or not i still do em lol I LIVE ON THE EDGE BWAHAHAHHA) anywho we gonna do a bonfire the wife just starts shaking her head cause she knows how i am with fires so i stack up the fire wood and brush from the trees, then a piano and a couch to top it off bout a gallon of gas make the trail bout 30ish feet away from the fire and told everyone to stand back here we go lit that thing up and it was almost like standing next to a nasa launch, when that fire lit up we felt that blow back then the pine trees started crackling and the house siding started getting warm you see snakes and all sorts of critters crawling out from the fire pit that i didnt even know were there, the wife is screaming at me as im soaking the house with the garden hose.. in the end no burnt house with a singed pine tree and everyone was ok needless to say i have never had a bonfire that big since now the wife give me a car tire rim and saz there no bigger then that

 

[Kiki]

ohhh it was sept 25th and it was my daughters birthday party so we planned an outdoor party with food and freinds and fun well mind you we lived in a 3 story house surrounded by pine trees every where lol and i had a good handfull of fireworks. and after the firework show ( i do fireworks every year for 4th of july illegal or not i still do em lol I LIVE ON THE EDGE BWAHAHAHHA) anywho we gonna do a bonfire the wife just starts shaking her head cause she knows how i am with fires so i stack up the fire wood and brush from the trees, then a piano and a couch to top it off bout a gallon of gas make the trail bout 30ish feet away from the fire and told everyone to stand back here we go lit that thing up and it was almost like standing next to a nasa launch, when that fire lit up we felt that blow back then the pine trees started crackling and the house siding started getting warm you see snakes and all sorts of critters crawling out from the fire pit that i didnt even know were there, the wife is screaming at me as im soaking the house with the garden hose.. in the end no burnt house with a singed pine tree and everyone was ok needless to say i have never had a bonfire that big since now the wife give me a car tire rim and saz there no bigger then that

you got lucky!

 

[Vortex81]

you got lucky!

uhm yeah a lil luck there on my side i must admit

 

[ronott1]

ohhh it was sept 25th and it was my daughters birthday party so we planned an outdoor party with food and freinds and fun well mind you we lived in a 3 story house surrounded by pine trees every where lol and i had a good handfull of fireworks. and after the firework show ( i do fireworks every year for 4th of july illegal or not i still do em lol I LIVE ON THE EDGE BWAHAHAHHA) anywho we gonna do a bonfire the wife just starts shaking her head cause she knows how i am with fires so i stack up the fire wood and brush from the trees, then a piano and a couch to top it off bout a gallon of gas make the trail bout 30ish feet away from the fire and told everyone to stand back here we go lit that thing up and it was almost like standing next to a nasa launch, when that fire lit up we felt that blow back then the pine trees started crackling and the house siding started getting warm you see snakes and all sorts of critters crawling out from the fire pit that i didnt even know were there, the wife is screaming at me as im soaking the house with the garden hose.. in the end no burnt house with a singed pine tree and everyone was ok needless to say i have never had a bonfire that big since now the wife give me a car tire rim and saz there no bigger then that

Did the wife stay with you?

 

[Vortex81]

He's probably posted about you @KikisGirls on a "missed connections" personal ad

i no joke have a radio station up here (103.3 wedg) that has a morning show that has a segment called (missed connections) that they pull from craigslist and actually have ppl calling in and hooking up its funny as hell

 

[Vortex81]

Did the wife stay with you?

yeah 16 years so far lol shes been reading all my lastest post on here and lmao at all this heh

 

[Vortex81]

"You, striking American woman. I casually smoked my cigarette outside the Vietnamese market where I work, awaiting your return. We chatted about Vietnamese delicacies. Did you enjoy the eggs I helped you buy? Tell me what market we met at and I will know it's you."

"Man seeking Woman:
Nice white lady come to my store. She buy balut eggs from counter, and quail eggs.
Very next day she come back and ask about eggs. She buy more duck eggs but not from counter this time.
Week later she is back! Ask egg questions. Buy more balut eggs.
I think she here for me not eggs. If you nice lady who like to eat balut with me please come back to store.
Love, The Man"

LMAO here come the tears again from laughing