➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

Two real ones is enough for now.

Littles are bratty. Especially when they are both late cut four year old boys who are half brothers. The smallest one came from an abusive situation though, so we can barely touch him.

 

[casportpony]

I need more Muscovy and Pekin info.
Feel free to post random facts for me.
I want zero blogger information though.
I am picky.

Muscovy ducklings have longer, sharper nails than Pekins.

 

[Tesumph]

Does some one else like my theme song?

Depends, how offended would you be if I said no?

 

[Glitterchicks]

Feel free to save any of these to your FULL phone and use them any time.
Smiley Library
You have to use the blue Upload a file button to use them each time.

I have these and you should too:
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There has to be an app to put them in my phone automatically!

 

[casportpony]

How did you know this?

Muscovy are ~35 days

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm worried @BantyChooks is going to come out of hiding and fuss at my dash abuse here.

I can't keep up here, but I will try my best to for the sole purpose of mentioning every single mistake you make with dash (ab)use.

Batty I mean Banty has been busy otherwise you would know the emdash rules...trust me.
I am for sure in the dog house now for forgetting them.
That will teach her to stay busy.

C'mere, I need to string you up by your toenails.

 

[Kiki]

Oh man did I just make a mistake.

I picked him up for pretty much the first time.
He makes me nervous.
I don't want to drop him.


I put kissed his little head and them put him back down.

He threw a fit!
He is pissed!
I am going to get stuck having to hold him all day...I see it coming.

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

This chick doesn’t seem to understand that it needs to open the hole more, not keep sticking its beak through it and peeping

 

[Tesumph]

Oh man did I just make a mistake.

I picked him up for pretty much the first time.
He makes me nervous.
I don't want to drop him.


I put kissed his little head and them put him back down.

He threw a fit!
He is pissed!
I am going to get stuck having to hold him all day...I see it coming.

Awhhh! You’re his mommy!

You need one of those shoulder pouch slings to carry him around in all day LOL.

 

[Kiki]

There has to be an app to put them in my phone automatically!

Good luck.
Figure it out and then let me know, please.