➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Yes, this is perfect. What, will @Tesumph turn away DUCKLINGS???? I think not.

It's too late.
She can't.
No indian giving....or what ever it's called.
No take backs.


Notice how she didn't even say yes yet?

 

[Kiki]

You’re killing me here.
Attack ostrich would be 10x better. I could ride that sucker into battle.

Moving to a neighborhood for college. I won’t have the time for duck upkeep.. I barely talked myself into chickens.

NO. LMAO.
I barely got chickens again you guys!
Such enablers omg.

I have to go set raccoon traps.

NO MORE BIRDS.

The ducks will protect the chickens.

 

[Kiki]

I am about to pee my pants again.

 

[Conan]

You’re killing me here.
Attack ostrich would be 10x better. I could ride that sucker into battle.

Moving to a neighborhood for college. I won’t have the time for duck upkeep.. I barely talked myself into chickens.

NO. LMAO.
I barely got chickens again you guys!
Such enablers omg.

I have to go set raccoon traps.

NO MORE BIRDS.

MORE BIRDS, you say? Kiki is on it! Don't you worry your pretty little artist head.

 

[Kiki]

I can't catch my breath.
Tears.

O BOY.

 

[CSAchook]

Instead of candling you have to weigh them everyday - that will keep you busy.

How many times a day do you think she would weigh them?

 

[Kiki]

MORE BIRDS, you say? Kiki is on it! Don't you worry your pretty little artist head.

Ducks aren't birds anyways...they are fish!

 

[Kiki]

How many times a day do you think she would weigh them?

Duh..every other hour.

 

[Tesumph]

Oh my gosh you NUTJOBS.
NO!
I’M LEAVING.
I am legitimately tempted...

Get out of my head!

 

[Conan]

I am about to pee my pants again.

Do you have an unending drawer of undies? I mean, you pee A LOT. In your pants, to be specific.