➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Where, I gotta go like it!

Official BYC Caption Contest - 07/23/2018 - Pic by Glitterchicks

 

[casportpony]

Official BYC Caption Contest - 07/23/2018 - Pic by Glitterchicks

Found it and voted!

 

[BantyChooks]

@BantyChooks You see this one?

Hilarious!

 

[Tesumph]

We have to be careful Te...cough cough...is younger.

A drunk man stumbles into a tavern and notices a sign on the bar that reads "Complete our challenges, and win free drinks for life!" He calls the Bartender over, and asks him what he has to do.

"Well first of all, you have to down a bottle of our strongest whiskey, and not puke. Second, there is a vicious dog out the back with a really bad toothache, and you have to pull the rotten tooth. Finally, there is a horny old lady upstairs that needs to be serviced like a proper woman. Are you're up to the challenges?"

The man nods, and the Bartender passes the man the bottle of whiskey. He downs it like a champ, and then stumbles over to the back door. He opens the door and immediately the vicious dog starts snarling and barking. The man stumbles outside, closing the door behind him.

The tavern-goers gather around the door, as the barking turns to whining, and then silence.

Several minutes pass and suddenly the man slams open the door, zipping up his pants. He looks to the Bartender and says, "Alright friend, now where is this old lady with a toothache?!"

 

[BantyChooks]

Hey kiki, what's small, brown, hairy, one-eyed, and has 11 teeth?

 

[NanaKat]

I'm watching the egg Turner. I think I'm going to take it out. I don't think it is moving the eggs enough.
I'm not sure.

It moves slow yes but that is not what I am worried about.
I am worried that since the eggs are so small that it is not tilting them enough with each rotation.

It doesn't look like that are actually tilting any at all.
I can clearly see the slant/angle in the chicken egg but the quail look the same.

the quail eggs are sitting low in the turner cups because the egg diameter is as small as the air holes in the cups. That is why I suggested gauze squares in the cups to nest the eggs. The gauze allows the eggs to breathe and to handle the rotation.

 

[casportpony]

A drunk man stumbles into a tavern and notices a sign on the bar that reads "Complete our challenges, and win free drinks for life!" He calls the Bartender over, and asks him what he has to do.

"Well first of all, you have to down a bottle of our strongest whiskey, and not puke. Second, there is a vicious dog out the back with a really bad toothache, and you have to pull the rotten tooth. Finally, there is a horny old lady upstairs that needs to be serviced like a proper woman. Are you're up to the challenges?"

The man nods, and the Bartender passes the man the bottle of whiskey. He downs it like a champ, and then stumbles over to the back door. He opens the door and immediately the vicious dog starts snarling and barking. The man stumbles outside, closing the door behind him.

The tavern-goers gather around the door, as the barking turns to whining, and then silence.

Several minutes pass and suddenly the man slams open the door, zipping up his pants. He looks to the Bartender and says, "Alright friend, now where is this old lady with a toothache?!"

That's too funny!

 

[Kiki]

A drunk man stumbles into a tavern and notices a sign on the bar that reads "Complete our challenges, and win free drinks for life!" He calls the Bartender over, and asks him what he has to do.

"Well first of all, you have to down a bottle of our strongest whiskey, and not puke. Second, there is a vicious dog out the back with a really bad toothache, and you have to pull the rotten tooth. Finally, there is a horny old lady upstairs that needs to be serviced like a proper woman. Are you're up to the challenges?"

The man nods, and the Bartender passes the man the bottle of whiskey. He downs it like a champ, and then stumbles over to the back door. He opens the door and immediately the vicious dog starts snarling and barking. The man stumbles outside, closing the door behind him.

The tavern-goers gather around the door, as the barking turns to whining, and then silence.

Several minutes pass and suddenly the man slams open the door, zipping up his pants. He looks to the Bartender and says, "Alright friend, now where is this old lady with a toothache?!"

 

[Kiki]

Hey kiki, what's brown, hairy, one-eyed, and has 11 teeth?

Is it some Dr Who fake hand thing?

 

[Tesumph]